Hey, I will let you all in on a little secret. Todays my Birthday!!!! YAY ME!!!!! Won't tell you how old I am though, lol. Lets see who has done what on my b-day.

- Ok, so I really don't like Mel Gibson if you couldn't already tell. Now the cheap ass has tried to get 17 of f*cking 75 acres in Connecticut classified as farmland to save him about $10,000 of his $137,000 property tax bill. Luckily the town assessor didn't fall for it and even called him out on it basically saying, anyone call put a couple pigs in their backyard, but that doesn't make it a farm.

- So Britney Spears heard this song called You Blow Hot and Cold and loved it and wanted to put it on her album. Then she found out that Kylie Minogue had actually written it. Kylie gave Spears permission to use the song (for a nominal fee, I'm sure) and well wishes of chart success. Now Spears is all excited because she is finally getting to pick the songs for her own album. Oh this is gonna be one craptacular album.

- Jamie Foxx is trying to get possession back of some naked pictures of him that he says were stolen from his home. The guy who has them however, said he got them out of the trash. However, Foxx is apparently not to worried if they get out, he says that there's no animals or men and that they are actually pretty nice. Its probably because hes got a big d*ck I'm sure. I'd still want to see them though.

- Drama from the Golden Globes: Mischa Barton got into yet another fight with Brandon Davis that ended when she b*tch slapped him; Tobey Maguire was supposed to introduce The Aviator, but rumors are that he dropped because he was to fat, Orlando Bloom filled in; Shannon Doherty came fact to face with Nicky Hilton in the ladies room, Nicky hates Shannon because of the Rick Solomon thing. Shannon won the staredown and Niky backed off; Paris wasn't there at all!!!!; Usher hit on Halle Berry.

- Apparently China and Marcus Schenkenberg have hooked up outside The Surreal Life. They were seen together and making out last saturday and of course China was making a scene getting naked and doing stripping acts. Shes still big and scary.

- Ohhhhh, Sarah Jessica Parker may be preggo!!!! She was seen buying a home pregnancy test and was not at the Globes, which was unusual.

- Jesse Metcalfe, the hot ass gardner on Desperate Housewives has a one-eyed, crack smokin, broke ass loser for a dad, seriously, and Lindsay Lohan thought she had it bad off.

- New Jersey state officials say that the people involved with the Simple Life 3 killed a deer just so Nicole Richie could gut it. The show says it had no part in killing the deer.

I think that is gonna be it for today, enjoy!!