Man it has been a busy week for me. I will try to get ya some dirt, so you can have your fix for today, but it may be short.

- Jamie Foxx was asleep during the Oscar nominations. Hell, I would be to. It was announced at like 5:30 in the morning. I mean if you are nominated you will still be so at 10 right?

- Elizabeth Hurley tells how she lost her weight after giving birth. She only ate one meal a day. Yep, thats right she was mildly anorexic...thats nice lets tell the world about it. Stupid ass celebrities. What the hell does she even need loose weight for, its not like she has an amazing movie career or anything.

- Oh this nice, Johnny Depp is an ungrateful prick. He is saying how he hates the Oscars. How he wished he wasn't nominated. He goes on to say that when he attended the Oscars last year he hated it and all he kept thinking was, When can I go smoke, and Where can I get a drink. Then he says he was ecstatic about not winning. What a jerk. I already couldn't stand him, now I really hate him.

- Penelope Cruz was almost attacked and robbed. She was sitting in the back of a mercedes when two men tried to bust out the window by smashing a rock into the window. Luckily the driver sped off, but she apparently cried the whole way back to her hotel. She has now hired her first bodyguard.

- Martha Stewart is learning line dancing in prison. Yep, she is taking a class on country line dancing. She has learned the steps to Brooks & Dunn's Boot Scoot and Boogie, LOL

- Clay Aiken will play a cafeteria worker named Kenny on an upcoming episode of Scrubs. I just thought that was funny.

- Paris Hilton adopted a rottweiler. No word yet on its name, but I can just imagine it being TinkerButch or something.

- Joan Rivers apparently hated Johnny Carson. She said she lied about all the nice stuff she said. She then went on to say that just because he died it doesn't make him a saint, he did fire her after all, LOL.

- Debbie Gibson is going to pose naked in Playboy....ewwwwwww!

- Colin Farrell got in trouble for a scene in the new film he is doing. The movie is about John Smith and Pocahontas, and Colin plays John Smith and the actress that plays Pocahontas is only 14. Well basically the lawyers were worried about child porn laws after filming the sex scene. Colin really will tag anything that moves huh?

- Guy Ritchie, Madonna's bitch is so into Kabbalah that he takes a rabbi with him to business meetings.

- Matt Damon and Brad Pitt are slowly starting to come out of the closet. While doing a press junket in Japan to promote Ocean's 12 when asked what the best part about working with each other was, Damon said that Brad's got a nice butt, and Pitt said Matt always smells nice. Dirty thoughts abound with that little tidbit!

- Kevin Federline went to Vegas last weekend and enjoyed some partying and some strippers. Meanwhile, Britney was at the four seasons teaching HIS daughter Kori how to swim. Well, when Brit found out about Kevin getting some lap dances, she caught the first flight out and "surprised" him the next night at a show. That boy needs to remember where his bread is buttered!

- I guess Tina Knowles gave up on her dream to start a fashion line, instead it is going to be under Beyonce's name. Well, actually she is naming the line after her grandma. Either way, its all the same ol' celebrity clothing line bullshit, and she's got a perfume coming out to. I want to know who the hell started this trend, because its just getting ridiculous!!!

- Wesley Snipes is still a wanted man. He is to be arrested if he steps into New York, after his case to have his warrant dropped was denied. He better hope he ain't the baby's daddy, cuz he will get taken for a ride!

Ok, thats it for today folks...sorry it took so long to get posted.