Yeah, so my weekend kind of sucked. I didn't go out like I thought I was going to. My birthday dinner sucked. Pretty much everything sucked this weekend. Oh well...maybe next weekend, lol.

- Wanna live in the Osburne's England mansion full time? Well, the Osburne's are looking for someone. After the break in at their place Sharon wants someone to stay there full time to protect the house and be there when she comes in if she is alone. Can you imagine just moving in and living in their house like permanently? That would be crazy.

- As if we didn't already know this, but Colin Farrell says he could never be married again, that his four month marriage to that chick hurt him so bad, he doesn't think he could ever do it again. Yep, he was hurt so much by it he decided to be a himbo and sleep with anything with two legs. That's a good way to get over a heart ache. F*ck it out of your system!

- Oh, and in case you didn't hear, Johnny Carson died. Personally, he means nothing to me, I was to young to ever see him on TV, but I guess he did alot. I personally feel bad for David Letterman, since apparently after that story last week, he won't have anyone to write jokes for him anymore. Damn, and we thought his show couldn't suck any more than it already does.

- Christian Slater is separating from his wife. Apparently, he moved to London, because he is doing theater work there, but his wife hates it there, and won't move there permanently. So, basically they are separating. Whatever happened to stand by your man, and all that jazz? I mean you know that she probably is used to this very comfortable lifestyle based on his money, and he is living in London for his job. I mean it wouldn't be any different he was like in corporate America and got a job transfer right? I think thats pretty dick of her to do that.

- Now this is a women. Sadie Frost who is Jude Law's ex wife is offering to help in any way she can for his wedding. She even offered to make Sienna Miller's bridesmaid dresses. She says she wants to be as amicably as she can, especially since their three kids will be apart of the big day. Probably she will like figure out some way to sabotage it, like make it so that the dresses come apart right in the middle of the wedding or something, LOL.

- There is this special pub, that Elton John likes to go to, and I guess there are a couple dogs that are like residents there, so Elton bought the dogs $19,000 diamond encrusted dog collars. Right, like those are gonna stay on the dogs long. Someone is gonna snatch those things right of the dogs neck!!

- Nicole Kidman says she snorts when she laughs. I can see her being a snorter. She says she is trying to get out of the habit of doing it.

- Ok, so we all know The Donald got married this weekend, but you all won't believe this shit. I just read where he had the actual wedding, and it was at this Episcopal church called Bethesda-by-the-Sea. Well, a little background personal info on me, I used to live in West Palm Beach, I actually went to college there for a bit. I actually have been in that church before, in fact I have actually sung in that church. I was in the oratorio choir while I was at college and we had a performance there. It is a beautiful church, and its like super old. So now I can say I sung in the church that The Donald got married in. Tell all your friends, LOL.

- P-Diddy is said to want to buy four theaters that Andrew Lloyd Weber is selling in London. I guess ever since Diddy did that play he is like obsessed with the theater, so we wants to buy these to add to his business portfolio. Hopefully, Weber has enough sense not to sell them to Diddy, lest the be turned into gaudy, over-priced, ho magnets. It would be the death of theater as we know it!

- Paige Davis of Trading Spaces got canned. I guess it was all the rumors about her sex tape and her doing that go-go dance and showing her thong at some party once. I bet that show will be off the air in a year.

- Poor Paris Hilton, she had a rough time at the Sundance Film Festival. She kept getting seated next to Shannon Doherty and Rick Solomon the whole weekend. (Who I guess are back together) She none to happy. However, some witnesses are saying that it served her right since kept going to all these designers that were there doing promotion and asking for free clothes. Once place she asked for a $6,000 dollar fu coat for free, the designer said NO and gave her a fur trimmed sweater instead. Poor Paris!

- Oh that Britney Spears! She said recently that she is changing her thinking on this preggo thing. She says thats she needs to quit worrying about being preggers so much and focus more on things like her music and she will have a better chance of getting pregnant that way. She is also officially releasing her single "Do Somethin'" in the US. I watched the video this weekend and its pretty good, she seems to be having more fun and is not so serious about it. I really like the song, but I'm gay so it's kind of like I have to.

- Paris Hilton may be in trouble with the FCC after she said f*ck on her radio show live. That's F*ucked!

Have a good Monday everyone!