Ty The Gay Guy

2005-02-17T12:59:00.000-05:00

Alright everyone...I'm no longer going to try to keep up with my own page. Its just to much for me handle right now. So, Dana and I decided that I will just be a guest commentator on her site. So make sure and go check out D*ana's Dirt

2005-02-02T15:47:00.000-05:00

Ok, I know I have been slack with the dirt, but I closed on my house on Monday so I have been kinda busy. I will try my hardest to get some dirt up here for ya tomorrow. It just seems that with the house, work, and school I'm runnin a little thin, so unfortunetely this kinda suffers. Don't give up on me yet though!

~Ty

2005-01-27T23:11:00.000-05:00

Ok, here is Dana's new journal: www.danaandkyla.blogspot.com

2005-01-27T21:01:00.000-05:00

Update on Dana: I'm sure some of you may have noticed by now that her journal is down and if you click on danasdirt.com it takes you to a porn site. (Real fucking mature right??) So, she will be making a new blog soon, and I will give the link as soon as she has it done.

~Ty

2005-01-27T10:04:00.000-05:00

Man it has been a busy week for me. I will try to get ya some dirt, so you can have your fix for today, but it may be short.

- Jamie Foxx was asleep during the Oscar nominations. Hell, I would be to. It was announced at like 5:30 in the morning. I mean if you are nominated you will still be so at 10 right?

- Elizabeth Hurley tells how she lost her weight after giving birth. She only ate one meal a day. Yep, thats right she was mildly anorexic...thats nice lets tell the world about it. Stupid ass celebrities. What the hell does she even need loose weight for, its not like she has an amazing movie career or anything.

- Oh this nice, Johnny Depp is an ungrateful prick. He is saying how he hates the Oscars. How he wished he wasn't nominated. He goes on to say that when he attended the Oscars last year he hated it and all he kept thinking was, When can I go smoke, and Where can I get a drink. Then he says he was ecstatic about not winning. What a jerk. I already couldn't stand him, now I really hate him.

- Penelope Cruz was almost attacked and robbed. She was sitting in the back of a mercedes when two men tried to bust out the window by smashing a rock into the window. Luckily the driver sped off, but she apparently cried the whole way back to her hotel. She has now hired her first bodyguard.

- Martha Stewart is learning line dancing in prison. Yep, she is taking a class on country line dancing. She has learned the steps to Brooks & Dunn's Boot Scoot and Boogie, LOL

- Clay Aiken will play a cafeteria worker named Kenny on an upcoming episode of Scrubs. I just thought that was funny.

- Paris Hilton adopted a rottweiler. No word yet on its name, but I can just imagine it being TinkerButch or something.

- Joan Rivers apparently hated Johnny Carson. She said she lied about all the nice stuff she said. She then went on to say that just because he died it doesn't make him a saint, he did fire her after all, LOL.

- Debbie Gibson is going to pose naked in Playboy....ewwwwwww!

- Colin Farrell got in trouble for a scene in the new film he is doing. The movie is about John Smith and Pocahontas, and Colin plays John Smith and the actress that plays Pocahontas is only 14. Well basically the lawyers were worried about child porn laws after filming the sex scene. Colin really will tag anything that moves huh?

- Guy Ritchie, Madonna's bitch is so into Kabbalah that he takes a rabbi with him to business meetings.

- Matt Damon and Brad Pitt are slowly starting to come out of the closet. While doing a press junket in Japan to promote Ocean's 12 when asked what the best part about working with each other was, Damon said that Brad's got a nice butt, and Pitt said Matt always smells nice. Dirty thoughts abound with that little tidbit!

- Kevin Federline went to Vegas last weekend and enjoyed some partying and some strippers. Meanwhile, Britney was at the four seasons teaching HIS daughter Kori how to swim. Well, when Brit found out about Kevin getting some lap dances, she caught the first flight out and "surprised" him the next night at a show. That boy needs to remember where his bread is buttered!

- I guess Tina Knowles gave up on her dream to start a fashion line, instead it is going to be under Beyonce's name. Well, actually she is naming the line after her grandma. Either way, its all the same ol' celebrity clothing line bullshit, and she's got a perfume coming out to. I want to know who the hell started this trend, because its just getting ridiculous!!!

- Wesley Snipes is still a wanted man. He is to be arrested if he steps into New York, after his case to have his warrant dropped was denied. He better hope he ain't the baby's daddy, cuz he will get taken for a ride!

Ok, thats it for today folks...sorry it took so long to get posted.

2005-01-26T13:08:00.000-05:00

OH, I just read that Irv Gotti head of The, Inc. which used to be Murder, Inc. who backs such artist as Ja Rule and Ashanti has surrendered to FBI on money laundry and other things. Also, I guess a bunch of other people are going down as well. I'm sure this will be all over the news in the next couple of days.

2005-01-26T09:33:00.000-05:00

Damn, Dana got some good stuff today. Lets see if I can find anything else...

- Oh, another case of "I'm a celebrity, Look at Me, No, Don't Look at Me, No Wait Look at Me again"!! Nicole Kidman is trying to get a restraining order on a couple of paparazzi who planted some listening bugs on a car outside her home. I for one, am so tired of hearing celebrities bitch about "stalked" by the paparazzi. I mean hello, its not a big freaking suprise this is what happens when you get into the business. Granted, planting listening bugs is a little much...but seriously, get over it.

- Alica Keys is now a social commentor. She says that black men have it rough, that from the day they are born they are trained to be "super tough" and that the can only be real men if they are millionaires. So, they flaunt all their money and everything they have. THEN she goes on to say "They have to take care of every woman around them. By any means, by the way." Someone, should tell her that it really doesn't help when talking about sterotypes, to actually perpetuate another one.

- Now apparently Christian Slater is saying he was never even the building when the knife attack occured, and that he was never attacked at all. So then I wonder, was anyone attacked? You know, he must be trying to drum up sales for his show, or is coming out with a new movie soon, because he is damn sure in the news a lot lately.

- Man we almost had a lesbian cat fight on our hands. Portia De Rossi walked into a store, where Ellen's ex was already shopping. Well Ellen's ex Alexandra Hedison saw Portia and started to go after her, but a friend held her back. When Portia saw her, she promptly walked right back out of the store.

- Paula Abdul is planning on a comeback. She and Randy Johnson are going to be working on a new album. Oh, I bet you ALL can't wait till that comes out!!

- I knew this was going to happen. Remember back when Britney Spears said she was going to release an album this year, but hadn't told her record label yet? Well now Jive says it will NOT release her album this year, but pushed back till 2006 saying it will give everyone more time to record quality tracks. Also, its being said that Spears said if she wasn't preggo by then of January then she would seek a fertility doctor. I think Britney needs to realize this is God's way of saying NO!!!

- Halle Berry is PISSED. She says that there are NO good roles for black women, even after she won her Oscar. She says she has now resorted to buying the rights to books she would like to see made into a movie. She says she has even been called the N-word to her face in Hollywood. However, I might help if she didn't do films like Catwomen.

- It has just been released that Stockard Channing was charged witha DUI back in December. What is it with old has been women and driving drunk?

Eh, Dana got all the good dirt I guess.

2005-01-25T11:41:00.000-05:00

Hey, sorry everyone, but I'm just super busy today and don't have time to do the dirt. I promise I will get to it tomorrow. Hopefully Dana has some stuff for ya!

~Ty

2005-01-24T09:08:00.000-05:00

Yeah, so my weekend kind of sucked. I didn't go out like I thought I was going to. My birthday dinner sucked. Pretty much everything sucked this weekend. Oh well...maybe next weekend, lol.

- Wanna live in the Osburne's England mansion full time? Well, the Osburne's are looking for someone. After the break in at their place Sharon wants someone to stay there full time to protect the house and be there when she comes in if she is alone. Can you imagine just moving in and living in their house like permanently? That would be crazy.

- As if we didn't already know this, but Colin Farrell says he could never be married again, that his four month marriage to that chick hurt him so bad, he doesn't think he could ever do it again. Yep, he was hurt so much by it he decided to be a himbo and sleep with anything with two legs. That's a good way to get over a heart ache. F*ck it out of your system!

- Oh, and in case you didn't hear, Johnny Carson died. Personally, he means nothing to me, I was to young to ever see him on TV, but I guess he did alot. I personally feel bad for David Letterman, since apparently after that story last week, he won't have anyone to write jokes for him anymore. Damn, and we thought his show couldn't suck any more than it already does.

- Christian Slater is separating from his wife. Apparently, he moved to London, because he is doing theater work there, but his wife hates it there, and won't move there permanently. So, basically they are separating. Whatever happened to stand by your man, and all that jazz? I mean you know that she probably is used to this very comfortable lifestyle based on his money, and he is living in London for his job. I mean it wouldn't be any different he was like in corporate America and got a job transfer right? I think thats pretty dick of her to do that.

- Now this is a women. Sadie Frost who is Jude Law's ex wife is offering to help in any way she can for his wedding. She even offered to make Sienna Miller's bridesmaid dresses. She says she wants to be as amicably as she can, especially since their three kids will be apart of the big day. Probably she will like figure out some way to sabotage it, like make it so that the dresses come apart right in the middle of the wedding or something, LOL.

- There is this special pub, that Elton John likes to go to, and I guess there are a couple dogs that are like residents there, so Elton bought the dogs $19,000 diamond encrusted dog collars. Right, like those are gonna stay on the dogs long. Someone is gonna snatch those things right of the dogs neck!!

- Nicole Kidman says she snorts when she laughs. I can see her being a snorter. She says she is trying to get out of the habit of doing it.

- Ok, so we all know The Donald got married this weekend, but you all won't believe this shit. I just read where he had the actual wedding, and it was at this Episcopal church called Bethesda-by-the-Sea. Well, a little background personal info on me, I used to live in West Palm Beach, I actually went to college there for a bit. I actually have been in that church before, in fact I have actually sung in that church. I was in the oratorio choir while I was at college and we had a performance there. It is a beautiful church, and its like super old. So now I can say I sung in the church that The Donald got married in. Tell all your friends, LOL.

- P-Diddy is said to want to buy four theaters that Andrew Lloyd Weber is selling in London. I guess ever since Diddy did that play he is like obsessed with the theater, so we wants to buy these to add to his business portfolio. Hopefully, Weber has enough sense not to sell them to Diddy, lest the be turned into gaudy, over-priced, ho magnets. It would be the death of theater as we know it!

- Paige Davis of Trading Spaces got canned. I guess it was all the rumors about her sex tape and her doing that go-go dance and showing her thong at some party once. I bet that show will be off the air in a year.

- Poor Paris Hilton, she had a rough time at the Sundance Film Festival. She kept getting seated next to Shannon Doherty and Rick Solomon the whole weekend. (Who I guess are back together) She none to happy. However, some witnesses are saying that it served her right since kept going to all these designers that were there doing promotion and asking for free clothes. Once place she asked for a $6,000 dollar fu coat for free, the designer said NO and gave her a fur trimmed sweater instead. Poor Paris!

- Oh that Britney Spears! She said recently that she is changing her thinking on this preggo thing. She says thats she needs to quit worrying about being preggers so much and focus more on things like her music and she will have a better chance of getting pregnant that way. She is also officially releasing her single "Do Somethin'" in the US. I watched the video this weekend and its pretty good, she seems to be having more fun and is not so serious about it. I really like the song, but I'm gay so it's kind of like I have to.

- Paris Hilton may be in trouble with the FCC after she said f*ck on her radio show live. That's F*ucked!

Have a good Monday everyone!

2005-01-21T08:28:00.000-05:00

Hells yeah, its FRIDAY!!!! I'm gonna get tore up this weekend, since I didn't really celebrate my birthday last weekend, this weekend is gonna be my party weekend!

- Ethan Hawke is still bitching about his divorce with Uma Thurman. He's saying it affected his performance having to deal with it, blah, blah, blah. I think he is just pissed because her career is taking off, and his is well, sucking.

- George Clooney says he wants to wait to have children. He feels he needs to find out if he can sustain a lasting relationship, and also he cites his crazy work schedule. However, he needs to remember he is getting old, and unless he wants to be like 80 with kids, he needs to hurry the hell up or just forget about having kids all together. In fact, how about he just not have any. That would be a much smarter choice.

- Ok, that Simon Cowell dude is seriously fucked. I mean he is NUTS. He just said that he doesn't understand the whole Beyonce thing. He says she can't sing and doesn't have a nice body. Then he goes on to defend Ashlee Simpson by saying he doesn't understand what the big deal is, and why should you do a substandard performance if you sound better with the vocals. God, I wish he would go back to fucking Europe and stay there, he is such an idiot.

- Ben Stiller wants to do a play about an interracial love triangle in small town America. Um, huh? Why? Maybe he wants more street cred or something?

- Chris Rock says that if Jamie Foxx doesn't win the Oscar, he will steal one for him. That's nice, lets not perpetuate black stereotypes or anything. I wonder if there will be riots in the street is he doesn't win as well? Could it be that if he doesn't win its because wasn't *gasp* the best actor this year? It is possible ya know.

- Didn't Gwyneth Paltrow talk about being one of those moms that won't have like all kinds of nannies and shit? Well, so much for that. She is going to start filming her new movie in March.

- Seal is starting shit with rapper 50-cent. He blasted 50 recently saying that all he does is tell people to get rich or die trying, and he fills his video with cars and "hos". Seal better watch what he is saying, because 50 will cap his ass, LOL.

- Pierce Brosnan says his wife helped him through getting cut as James Bond. He says it took a toll on him emotionally, but his wife was there to comfort him and finally tell him to move and get over it. Yep, thats what wives are for, to tell there whinny millionaire actor husbands to get over it!

- J-Lo, oh damn, I mean Jennifer Lopez says that she loves to stay in and just chill. She says she likes to have friends over and watch Sex and the City or sit by the pool and just chat. She also says that she loves to watch comedies and her favorite is Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, and that it kills her everytime. You know, I actually have to say I am liking J-lo more and more these days. I love her new song and video, and also, that movie is one my favorites as well.

- Beyonce was asked to host a party, but wanted a special kind of Indian curry to be served by her favorite chef. Only problem was that the chef was in England, the party planners tried to talk her out of it, until they finally gave in and spent the $7,000 to fly in the special curry.

- Fergie, the chic from the Black Eyed Peas is said to have had a boob job, brow lift, and a nose job. I can't upload the side by side pics, but they are out there.

- Oh and thank you to those lovable Christians, for letting us know that Sponge Bob is a big ol' homo. James Dobson of Focus on the Family issued a warning to Christians that Sponge Bob was gay. I personally had no idea, and I know about ALL the gay cartoon characters. Man, I don't know how they got the dirt to out him, but I wish I had their source. It would make dating so much easier if I knew who all the big homos were.

- Christina Ricci uses Preparation H. Why? No, not for hemmroids, but to keep from getting bags under her eyes. She always keeps a tube of in the fridge.

- Britney Spear's new mansion is a shit sty. Apparently she lets all her dogs just piss and poo all over the carpets. She doesn't use any cleaner she just kinda dabs it up. Kevin's closet is filled with dog poo. (Where else would the dogs think to shit, other than the closet full of baggy pants and wife beaters?) So this brings us to our newest question, does Brit's rash come from frequent use of public bathrooms, or from copious amounts of dog feces?

- David Hasselhoff reveals that he turned down hiring Leo Dicaprio for a baywatch role. Leo is thanking god everyday for not looking hot enough in red swim trunks.

- Some woman is claiming that Bill Cosby drugged and groped a women in his Philly home last year. No word yet if any pudding was involved.

- I got this story from several people yesterday, but apparently while Reese Witherspoon was filming Vanity Fair a frog jumped into her blouse and had to be "removed" by a frog handler. A frog! In her boobs! Rescued! Oh the horror!

- Victoria Gotti might on the way out of Star magazine. Her column has been missing for some time, and there have been rumors of yelling matches with Bonnie Fuller. Nothing official has been said yet.

- Jenna Bush gave the sign for the U. of Texas bullhorns, but it also means bullshit in sign language and is also a reference to Satan in some circles. I kinda think both were fitting for the occasion.

- Cadbury has made a chocolate Jennifer Lopez, for sale at the wax museum Madame Tussauds. Um???

- Usher is apparently furious with J-Lo's new song "Get Right" because he says he recorded it first or something. He is such a whinny little twat.

2005-01-20T08:26:00.000-05:00

Not much going on in my life right now. Except school sucks, but thats kind of a given! lol

- George Clooney's spinal column was leaking fluid!! Yeah, I know...ewwwww He was injured doing a stunt for next movie, and kept getting these bad headaches and feeling bad and everything and the doctors couldn't find anything wrong with him, until they opened up his neck during surgery and saw his spinal column was leaking. They had to do a spinal cap to repair it. (When I first read the headline I thought it said Spinal Tap, and I was like hes in a band now?, LOL) Of course then he also says he wouldn't shave his head for the part he is playing, because he was afraid his hair wouldn't grow back. His neck is leaking fluid, but hes worried about losing his hair. The priorities of the celebrities, I guess.

- Eminem has some half sister out there who wants to "meet" him, and he doesn't want to do it. Honestly, why should he? You know she is just a money grubbing ho, looking for a handout. Eh, maybe she is legit, who knows, but really...who cares?

- Nicole Richie fell asleep in the women's restroom at some club. It is a single bathroom and the girls outside got pissed for waiting so long, and then finally the manager opened the door and there she was sprawled out on the floor sound asleep. She apologized saying she has been partying and working to hard. Might it also be all those pills your probably taking Nicole? Who the hell would even get on the floor of a public bathroom to fall asleep (Well, maybe Britney Spears) unless you were f*cked up?

- Quote of the Day: Claire Danes: "Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen - they are just like panda bears, everyone's watching them, waiting to see if they'll survive." Yep, we couldn't have said it better ourselves!! Of course its not like Claire Danes has a whole hell of a lot of room to talk. Shes been in what exactly lately? Riiiiight.

- Since Topher Grace and Ashton Kutcher have decided not to come back for the final season of The 70's show they are thinking about spinning off the show and giving Fez, played by ex Lohan groupie Wilmer Valderrama his own show. Why? No idea. Will we watch it? Absolutely NOT Sad thing is, if they do give him his own show, then he ought not take any advice from the people over at Joey, which is pretty much sinking as we speak.

- Even though Martha Stewart will have a new TV show once shes released from prison, her website and all its goodies are being shut down. The site will still feature magazine subscriptions and flower sales (which have apparently been doing quite well).

- Chad Micheal Murry has OCD. At this point though, I'm thinking in order to be a celebrity you HAVE to have OCD. I mean seriously, who doesn't have it in Hollywood? I can't wait for the OCD telethon charity event either!

- OJ Simpson's daughter was arrested for yelling at police officers. It kinda gives a better perspective on that whole Nature v. Nurture thought? Those crazy homicidal genes MUST have been inherited!

- Johnny Carson sends David Letterman jokes. Apparently not good enough ones, since Letterman still gets beat by Leno. Maybe Letterman should get jokes from someone other than 80yr old has beens?

- Mike Piazza who is wedding his playmate fiancee at the end of the month have decided to give both of them a whole day of rest between their bachelor and bachelorette parties. I guess they plan on doing some serious partying!!

- That story yesterday about Britney shopping for baby clothes? Well, she is saying she was just buying a bathing suit for her 2 yr old step-daughter. Awwww, how sweet, I wonder if Shar will actually let the little tyke wear them, or if she will write a song about it?

- Also, remember that story a while back about Paris Hilton going ape shit in that little store when she saw they were selling copies of her video? Well, the Beverly Hills PD are weighing whether or not to actually charge her with vandalism and petty theft. If convicted of the charges she could face up to a year and a half in jail and a $1,000 dollar fine. You know they won't charge, but oh bloody hell how f*cking awesome would it be if they did? Can you imagine the mug shot!!!!

- Lindsay Lohan is said to be in support of her parent's divorce. She is probably just happy that there will be one less check to write out each month.

- Adrien Brody is announcing this years Academy Award nominees. Nothing to exciting about that, other than that hes hot!

- Well Julia Roberts maternity leave didn't last all that long. She's already to start her next movie, although this one is only a voice track. She is playing the spider in Charlotte's Web. Smart choice, since she won't have to loose any of the baby fat yet since no one will see her.

- Ben Kingsley is splitting from his wife after a German newspaper ran a picture of her kissing another man. OUCH!!!

- Ha this is funny, another source of mine has said that Britney was buying a maternity bathing suit for HERSELF on that Babystyle shopping spree the other day. So one source says it was a baby swimming suit, another says it was a maternity suit for Spears herself. One of the sources says that a fellow shopper says she spent 20 mins. trying the suit on. Hmmmm, maybe she bought both??

- Samuel L. Jackson doesn't care if he gets an oscar or not, because it would only bump up his asking price by a million. The fact that he just became the biggest grossing movie star of all time is a bigger honor to him. Good for Jackson, hes greedy and doesn't care if his acting is anygood, as long as it makes money, which is what most stars think, but none say.

- Ethan Hawke is saying he will keep his kids from becoming child actors. He says that is not normal for a kid to be that young and working. More likely its that hes trying to get some work and doesn't want to fight anymore people for it, lol.

That should do it for today, not a great news day, but I've had worse.

2005-01-19T10:19:00.000-05:00

I found a couple other things I thought had already been reported, but hadn't.

- Donald Trump says he wants The Apprentice to become a Broadway musical!!!!! What. The. F*ck?? Mark Burnett, the exec-producer says it would be a love story. Yeah, a love story about The Donald, loving himself!! That man is seriously off his rocker. Yet, some of you fools still watch the show, all though I admit I do tune in as well to see what kind of crazy ass stuff those puppets are doing.

- Ty Pennington, from that Extreme Makeover: Home Edition show had an appendectomy over the weekend. They were filming a show and he was rushed to the hospital. He continued to give orders from his bed in the hospital, and they will include it in the show. (of course)

- This is some funny shit. At the youth inaugural concert yesterday the band Fuel opened by saying "Welcome the greatest fucking country in the world" I'm not sure fuck is exactly apropriate language for such an event, but oh well.

- I thought that this was funny. Mr. Potato Head is getting all evil on our asses. Yep, they are making a Darth Tater, after Darth Vader in promotion of the new movie. There is a face plate, helmet, light saber and cape, LOL.

- This one source of mine has a random article saying that Britney Spears has a rash on her ankle and its spreading up her leg. Nothing else, just that. So I guess Brit's got some creeping crawly rash thing, lol.

I'm gonna leave it on that note, lol.

2005-01-19T08:22:00.000-05:00

So I had a very nice birthday yesterday. Didn't do much really, I had class and meetings and such, but I did go to dinner at Olive Garden with some family. That was nice. Hopefully, I will get to do something fun this weekend. Also, just a reminder that if you want to be added to my members list, just email me at tythegayguy82@yahoo.com letting me know you want to be added, I will email you the invite and you click the link in the email and you are added. Also, when you send me the email, if you have already been posting, let me know what name you were using, because I don't always remember what name and email addy goes with which poster. On to the dirt!!....

- Gillian Anderson, that chic from the X-Files, got married...in AFRICA!!! Why the hell did she get married in Africa? Neither she nor her husband are African. Who just goes, "Ya know what, I wanna get married...lets do it in Africa" Crazy celebrities, lol.

- Gwen Stefani is still going on about those damn Harajuku girls. Now she is adding a Japanese-themed line of accessories to L.A.M.B. fashion line in the spring called Harajuku Lovers. (Real frickin original Gwen) Like its cute to have like an inspiration and all that, but damn she is seriously getting carried away with this shit. Its almost a little creepy.

- Jessica Simpson was offered $20 million from an off strip Vegas casino for a 30 week gig. Which if you remember her pathetic tour that had to be cancelled due to poor ticket sales, this was a good gig. Well Mr. Joe Simpson, her boob oogling father, tried to negoiate the deal for $30 million, and he ended up losing the contract all together. Jessica needs to dump her weirdo dad and get some real management, seriously!

- Dina Lohan finally did it, she filed for divorce from Michael Lohan. She sites in the divorce papers "adultery" and "cruel and inhuman treatment". Can't say as that I blame the women, but its also kind of sad because you know Michael is just a mess and is going through rehab and now he has to deal with this, after he made a statement about how he was going to do whatever it took to mend the relationship and talked about how much Dina loved him and how she stood by him and never asked for a divorce...oops!

- When Paris Hilton audition for her role in National Lampoon's: Pledge This, her co-stars laughed their asses off. Why? The dumbass came to the auditions with a completely see thru top on!! She can't even audition for a part without being a skank.

Well, thats kind of it for today I guess. Not much and now that I have to fight with Dana for dirt, its slim pickins....I need find a way to cut that bitch off at the knees, LOL. Have a great day kids!!

2005-01-18T23:34:00.000-05:00

Hey everyone, check out this email I just got!

Hi Ty,

This emails serves as a cease and desist for all blogs related to me - Melissa Weishaupt i.e. Weishauptmel, weishauptmel@aol.com. I've contacted Ben Older of Older and Lundy Law in Tampa Florida for legal representation.

If the blogs concerning me are not down within five business days of receiving this email (January 26th/COB) I will be forced move forward with legal action.

Let this letter also serve as your warning that I may utilize telephone recording devices in order to document any telephone conversations that we may have in the future.
Furthermore, if any negative information is placed on your website by you or someone who "posts" on your website, this will also cause me to file suit against you, both personally and your website and will seek any and all legal remedies available to me by law.
Give this matter the attention it deserves!
And have a nice day.

Melissa Weishaupt

- Ok, so since when has my blog been about this person?? Seriously, how fucking stupid does this bitch think I am? She's probably the one posting the nasty comments, although I don't know for sure. Also, does she not realize that she has NO IDEA who I really am???? She wants me to give this matter the attention it deserves, and well here ya go bitch, have some fucking attention since thats what she so desperately wants!!!

So bitch, I want you to BRING IT!!! I am so not scared of your pathetic little emails that I suppose are meant to intimidate me? Honey, you forget your messing with a faggot here, if you think for a moment I am going to back down, chicken out, or be scared of your dumb ass you better fucking think again!!!! If anything I should sue YOUR ass for wasting my damn time!!!

*edit*

I got curious and googled this chic's name and found that she sells a lot of shit on amazon AND that she is somehow involved in radio. Lots of DVDs and CDs for sale by her, and she works in radio? Any connection, I don't know for sure but can we say SHADY??????

2005-01-18T08:41:00.000-05:00

Hey, I will let you all in on a little secret. Todays my Birthday!!!! YAY ME!!!!! Won't tell you how old I am though, lol. Lets see who has done what on my b-day.

- Ok, so I really don't like Mel Gibson if you couldn't already tell. Now the cheap ass has tried to get 17 of f*cking 75 acres in Connecticut classified as farmland to save him about $10,000 of his $137,000 property tax bill. Luckily the town assessor didn't fall for it and even called him out on it basically saying, anyone call put a couple pigs in their backyard, but that doesn't make it a farm.

- So Britney Spears heard this song called You Blow Hot and Cold and loved it and wanted to put it on her album. Then she found out that Kylie Minogue had actually written it. Kylie gave Spears permission to use the song (for a nominal fee, I'm sure) and well wishes of chart success. Now Spears is all excited because she is finally getting to pick the songs for her own album. Oh this is gonna be one craptacular album.

- Jamie Foxx is trying to get possession back of some naked pictures of him that he says were stolen from his home. The guy who has them however, said he got them out of the trash. However, Foxx is apparently not to worried if they get out, he says that there's no animals or men and that they are actually pretty nice. Its probably because hes got a big d*ck I'm sure. I'd still want to see them though.

- Drama from the Golden Globes: Mischa Barton got into yet another fight with Brandon Davis that ended when she b*tch slapped him; Tobey Maguire was supposed to introduce The Aviator, but rumors are that he dropped because he was to fat, Orlando Bloom filled in; Shannon Doherty came fact to face with Nicky Hilton in the ladies room, Nicky hates Shannon because of the Rick Solomon thing. Shannon won the staredown and Niky backed off; Paris wasn't there at all!!!!; Usher hit on Halle Berry.

- Apparently China and Marcus Schenkenberg have hooked up outside The Surreal Life. They were seen together and making out last saturday and of course China was making a scene getting naked and doing stripping acts. Shes still big and scary.

- Ohhhhh, Sarah Jessica Parker may be preggo!!!! She was seen buying a home pregnancy test and was not at the Globes, which was unusual.

- Jesse Metcalfe, the hot ass gardner on Desperate Housewives has a one-eyed, crack smokin, broke ass loser for a dad, seriously, and Lindsay Lohan thought she had it bad off.

- New Jersey state officials say that the people involved with the Simple Life 3 killed a deer just so Nicole Richie could gut it. The show says it had no part in killing the deer.

I think that is gonna be it for today, enjoy!!

2005-01-17T09:34:00.000-05:00

Ok, I'm back from the living. Thanks for all your well wishes!!!! I have disabled comments for now and am making it member only since the haters can't stay away and its just causing way to much drama. So email me for an invite and I'll let ya in if I recognize your name from previous comments. More than likely if you have never commented before I won't add you because I won't know if you someone who just made a name up to say nasty things.

So.... on to the dirt!

- Ok, I didn't realize this, but Sylvester Stallone's mom was in the UK's celebrity version of Big Brother. As if that wasn't funny enough as it is, apparently, the public and the show was making fun of her and Sly almost flew out to England to get her out of there. Is Rocky even British?? WTF was his mom doing over there, in a reality show???

- Chris Martin is so gonna be in the dog house. Apparently he's also a little wuss. He was flying to Africa earlier this month for a visit with this charity when the plane hit a dust storm and lurched all over the place. He thought they were going to crash. He says all he could think about was "My daughter will have to get a stepdad", and he says "I thought: 'I've written a will. The band haven't finished the album but they know how I want to finish certain songs. I then thought: 'I'll be dying on a fair trade trip so people will always link me with that." Does anyone else notice something missing? Yeah, how about ya throw a thought or two in about your WIFE??? Ya know, other than apparently she has to get remarried. How freaking pathetic.

- Angelina Jolie is speaking out about her part in the Brad and Jen break up. She says she's not a homewrecker, but was just merely a shoulder for Brad to cry on. Anyone else believe that? Yeah, me neither.

- Britney Spears and Kevin Spears went to college together. Yeah, I know when I read that I went HUH? Well it seems Brit's cousin Laura Lynn Covington (Lord they love their "Lynn's" don't they?) graduated from Louisiana State University and Brit, Jaimie, Lynne, and couple other family members all went to see her walk. However, Brit of course had bring along BitBit. At first she was told no dogs allowed, until they realized who it was. Well, then they let her take that little rat in with her, imagine that. When Laura received her diploma there were lots of screaming. Yes, the Spears clan are a classy bunch. (Guess Kevin really does fit in with the family, better than we thought)

- So finally we find out how Anna Nicole Smith really lost all that weight. She says that along with the TrimSpa, she took colon cleansers. So basically she sh*t her way to her new body. I guess all pooing makes ya go crazy to?

- Julia Roberts is so getting so psycho about her babies that she has hired a live-in nanny/bodyguard who is a former secret service agent with a black belt in karate. I guess if its good enough for a president, its good enough for her?

- Ok, you know that big b*tch on The Surreal Life? Former wrestler China, well she has her very own sex tape. Yep, and she is promoting it and giving interviews about it and everything. It's with her boyfriend, former WWE star X-Pac (I have no idea who he is). I doubt it will sell quite as well as Paris' video, but hey I'm sure there is a market for watching wrestler's in love have sex. (ok, well maybe not outside the gay market, but we will see)

- We all know how Uma Thurman is going to be in the movie version of The Producers, well she was overheard practicing her part, and it was reported be completely horrific. The window was promptly covered up after they realized she was spotted. Luckily for us its a movie and they can fix all that mess later.

- Jude Law loves to poll dance. Yes, he admitted this, and yes I am laughing my ass off right now. Apparently its all the rage in London. He says it works your upper thigh and deltoid. Oh, I'm just picturing him twirling around the pole like a happy little school girl.

- Oh how I love it when the righteous fall. Uber religious Mel Gibson cussed some poor reporter out. The kid said he was with the New York Times and Gibson goes "Don't even start with me, Don't even f*ck with me". He said f*ck!!!! Ohhhh....God is gonna get ya!!!!!

- Eminem and Ray Benzino are still carrying on. Now Benzino has made a new rap and video about Eminem and of course everyone's all a flutter. Bunch of little babies if you ask me.

- So how much were those prize bags worth being given away to the Globes presenters? Oh, only $36,000 bucks. Heres the list of what was in them and how much:

Rosemount Estates and Qantas Airlines Wine Adventure Package, $16,000
Judy Host photography package, $5,000
Ehrlooms diamond pendant, $2,700
Sports Club L.A. six-month bicoastal membership, $2,250
Brite Smile whitening treatment and products, $1,100
Missoni shawl, $900
Chopard watch, $865
Gianfranco Ferre travel bag, $650
P7 cellphone by Haier America, $600
Kiehl's gift box, $540
Elisa Ilana signature bracelet, $430
Janet Lee luxury pet carrier, $400
Yomo handbag, $400
Taryn Rose men's shoes gift certificate, $400
Michael Aram decorative bowl, $400
Persol men's and women's sunglasses, $350
Keurig coffee brewer, $300
Aviva Stanoff journals, $275
Swarovski crystal ring, $255
Red Envelope travel cashmere set, $250
Two rounds of golf on PGA Tour course, $250
Nine West gift card, $250
Swank martini glasses and shaker, $250
Kinara Spa gift certificate, $250
Babystyle gift certificate, $250
Mont Blanc resin fine-line pen, $250
Gucci men's and women's fragrances, $250
Custom wicker ottoman, $250
Dell Pocket DJ MP3 player, $200
Godiva G Collection box of chocolates, $125

I'm going to leave you on that note unimaginable greed.

Enjoy!

2005-01-15T23:43:00.000-05:00

Ok people, listen up...I'm gay, sick and pissed. STOP, do we all know what that means? It means to quit doing something. So when someone post something stupid in the comments here, IGNORE THEM. Do not yell back at them, try to defend me or Dana's honor or anything, we know you all mean well, but it just feeds the trolls. So as soon as I see the negative comment I will delete it and we will get back to dishing the dirt. I do not want to have to say this again. *retires back to my sick induced comma*

2005-01-12T13:43:00.000-05:00

Ok, I'm still pretty sick, got like an ear infection and stuff...just the basic throat, ear, head stuff. I've got some antibiotics though, so hopefully I will feel better soon. I'm not gonna do the dirt today, because I just wanna lay down and try to keep the from spinning. Also, don't worry about the people who keep commenting all that stupid shit. I mean obviously they must love my site since they check it so often. Just ignore them, and I will delete the comments when I see them. Have a great day everyone.

2005-01-11T09:15:00.000-05:00

Hey everyone I am really sick today, and I'm just not up to doing the dirt today. Sorry, hopefully I will feel better tomorrow!!!

2005-01-10T09:26:00.000-05:00

Did everyone have a good weekend??? Mine was pretty good. I got up early on Saturday and did yoga at 8. I'll tell ya, that really energized me for the rest of the day. (Although, yoga is hard as hell) I did like massive amounts of errands, and then did tons of laundry, I even washed all my sheets and comforter (which I'm so bad about doing) and then, I washed the slipcover to my couch, LOL. I was like completely done by like 1 or 2. Then I spent the rest of the day just kinda vegging out, and watched Troy with Brad Pitt. I swear he is so f*cking hot its unbelievable. Jenn is one dumb b*tch, if she left him.

Also, now that Dana is back up and running we may see a lot of the same dirt on each of our pages. However we do have some different sources so hopefully we each have some new stuff. Plus, its fun to see our different takes on things.

Have any of you seen J-lo's new video? I really like it. Its funny to, because if you miss it, you might not catch that the whole video takes place in a gay club. Which is hilarious, J-Lo plays all these different characters in a lesbian bar. Its kinda like classic J-lo, she just dances and looks hot, which lets face it, thats what she is best at. Best of all, no Marc Anthony.

Ok, on to the dirt:

- Paul Newman escaped a fiery car. He was test driving some racing car at a Daytona track when it caught on fire and he had to jump out. Ok now, the man is 79 yrs old, why in the hell was he in a race car to begin with??? Shouldn't he be at home like watching Gunsmoke or something?

- Ben Affleck just bought a new "family sized" home. Its a 5 bedroom, 5 bath, 4.6 million dollar home in Brentwood. This is funny, of course the report is saying this is further proof that Affleck is planning on settling down with Jennifer Garner, however, how many stars don't have "family-sized" homes? I mean not many of them buy a small one or two bedroom home ya know?

- Jojo the 14yr old singer, has been forced to quit school. She says that she started to get famous her classmates turned on her. So her parents had to pull her out of school and home school her. Awww poor little 14yr old millionaire.

- So Britney Spears and Kevin Federline went to go eat breakfast a favorite eatery they like to go to. When they got there they were told, someone else was sitting at their table and the staff refused to move them. So Britney got a little pissed and went to go see who was taking her table, when she got to the table it was none other than Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. Britney whined to them that they were at here table so they offered the couple to join them. So Ben, Jen, Brit, and Kevin had breakfast together!!!! Ok for me thats like what heaven will be like. Me sitting at a table with with them, well minus Kevin, and the Britney would be pre-trailer trash.

- Paris Hilton news: Heard that she just recently wrapped a taping for American Dreams where she plays Barbara Eden and the I Dream of Jeanie character. She won't be singing thank god, but will be "acting".

- Britney is so determined to get Kevin into superstardom (probably so she won't have to continue to support his ass) that she is sending him to acting schools and singing classes in NY and LA to the tune of around 1 million dollars. Now the b*tch is just throwing money away. Also, I just found out that the motorcycle Brit gave to Kevin over Christmas was personalized by having a copy of the dice tattoo they both have put onto the bike. (because I know everyone gets copy of their tats put on their vehicles) and even though Brit says that she is releasing an album this summer, Jive records say they have no plans for one. Brit has yet to inform her label that she wants to do another album. I'm sure it's not going to be a problem, but she may want to inform them at some point of her plans.

- Well more and more stories of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's affair are hitting the papers. In fact I just read that the main straw was when Aniston picked up the phone at their house and heard Brad and Angelina having a very steamy, sexy phone conversation. That was the beginning of the end. Also, reports are rolling in from people on the set of their new movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith (which looks great, btw) of how they were constantly all over each other, making out, etc... So let take bets now on who will be the first to be officially seeing someone else? Jen or Brad? I actually think it will be Jen...she seems like the type to move very quickly. Brad will probably play it single for a while.

- Alexandria Hedison, Ellen Degeneres' former flame may be suing Ellen and Portia De Rossi. Basically she may sue Ellen for palimony and Portia for a little known law dating back to pioneer days that says that if someone seduces another's spouse its like stealing. Man, thats what you get for crossing a lesbian.

- Laura Bush is breaking protocol. It seems shes not happy being Mrs. Bush, since that could be Barbara, so instead she wants to be referred to as Mrs. Laura Bush on any invites. Personally, I think they should all just read Satan and the SheBitch. But thats, just my opinion.

- Jack Nicolson says he only takes Viagra when hes with more than one women at a time...EWWWWWWW!!!!!

- Tara Reid got locked in a bathroom stall and had to be "rescued". A witness said, its the simplest door in the world, it just slides. Well, you would also think keeping your boob covered would be easy as well though.

Well, I think thats it for today. Hope your Monday doesn't suck ass.

2005-01-08T23:02:00.000-05:00

Ok everyone, I have decided to finally post a pic of myself. I know some of you have been waiting for it, so here it is... MY PICTURE

2005-01-08T20:26:00.000-05:00

Ok, I have a theory on this whole Brad and Jen thing. Everyone keeps saying how they thought they were the perfect couple, blah blah blah. I think that a hollywood couple's marriage is directly realted to how good an actor and actress they are. The better they are, the longer they can fake their marriage. Hence, why it took Brad and Jen so long to break up. Also, why Tom and Nicole took forever. The opposite would be Britney's 55 hour marriage. See? What do you all think?

2005-01-08T01:17:00.000-05:00

Its Official!!!!!!!!!

Brad and Jenn are breaking up!!!!!!!!

Ok, maybe that was a big much, but hey I was excited. Yep, according to People.com the couple have officially announced they are separating. They didn't say divorce, but separating. So who knows, they may get back together, but probably not.

I think this will pave the way for Brad to finally come out of the closet. (or so I hope) More on this as it unfolds.

2005-01-07T08:13:00.000-05:00

Thank god its Friday!!!!

- Julia Roberts is losing her baby weight thanks to Michael Jackson. Oh yes, you heard me correctly. She is dancing away the pounds to the Michael Jackson: The ultimate Collection. Who knew he was good for something?

- Nobody likes Nicole Kidman's beau Steve Bing. His reputation was soiled after the whole mess with Elizabeth Hurley went down and Tom Cruise and Naomi Watts are none to happy about this pairing. I have a feeling that Nicole, really doesn't give a f*ck.

- Ohhhhh, Samuel L. Jackson is a bitter old queen right now. He has this director that he has always wanted to work with, Jim Sheridan. Well, they finally asked him to be in one of Sheridan's movies, and then Jackson found out that it would be opposite 50 cent. Basically, Jackson says that 50 needs to prove himself, and that he will not play alongside someone who is unproven. Honestly though, I can't say that I really blame him. Jackson has worked for years and years and why should he foot 2nd bill to some rapper's first movie. Wonder if 50 and Eminem will rap about Jackson in their next album, LOL.

- Halle Berry's divorce is final and she got to keep her fortune. After she left Eric Benet, he threatened to challenge the pre-nup, but eventually decided not to.

- Another one of Mariah Carey's songs got leaked onto the internet and is being played by some radio stations. However, who really gives a sh*t about another Mariah Carey song. I haven't even heard the first one yet. I mean to me she is kinda washed up, not to mention she is crazy as a fruit bat. It's probably her recording company releasing the songs anyway to drum up some publicity.

- Kate Beckinsale keeps threatening to quit acting and move back to England. And well, as much as I liker her, its not like she is going to be missed. I'm pretty sure we could have done without your role in Van Helsing, or even done without the whole movie altogether. So, either quit whining or just do it already.

- Aaron Carter almost died. But don't think he didn't look to the bright side and turn this tragic incident into a chance for some much needed publicity. (note the sarcasm) Yeah, he was on the Florida turnpike, a mattress flew off, he ran over it, supposedly the bottom of his Escalade caught fire and he pulled over and he and his "unidentified girlfriend" escaped with just bruises. Thankfully he can rely on the support of his father, lawyer, and friends...in that order. Notice the lack of Mother and Brother to that list?? I just wonder who we will all be able to lean on when he have to look for support after hearing another one of his songs if we don't have a lawyer?

- Angelia Jolie says she actually reads fan mail, and is surprised how many are female admirers. She told a pal she doesn't know how she became a gay icon, but that she isn't complaining. Hell, even I would turn straight for her!!!! I mean who wouldn't want to sleep with her????

- Sandra Bullock is just a down right classy lady. She went to her fiance Jesse James holiday party, and she didn't want to steal his spotlight so she sat at the bar while he enjoyed the night with his friends and co-workers. He did check on her quite frequently and had dinner brought to her and they shared dinner together. Damn, I almost hate it when I find a celeb who is, dare I say it, actually a good person. I mean this coupled with her extraordinary gift giving and she lands at the top of my favorites list.

- OH that Britney, she's gone and pissed someone else off again. Remember when she called the director for her "Do Something" video, Billy Woodruff, young and hungry? Well it turns out he is neither young, nor hungry. In fact he has done several videos before, including Britney's Overprotected along with some for TLC, Outkast,and Backstreet Boys. Supposedly, he was very hurt over her comments, and Britney has been trying to call him and he won't receive her calls. LOL...oh what are we gonna with that Mrs. Federline?

- The Olsen twins, are not to be outdone by the likes of Britney and Paris...they want a piece of the smell trade to. They are developing their own line of fragrances. In fact they will have two, one being Coast to Coast: NY, the other Coast to Coast: LA (Get it?) Although, I thought they were over the whole twin thing? Oh right, unless its to make a buck...I forgot that part.

- Verne Troyer (Mini-Me) took a piss in the Surreal Life House, after he rode in on a scooter naked. Oh those little people!!!! (I thought he was paper trained? Guess not.)

Its a pretty slow and crappy dirt day, so I'm gonna leave today's post here. Just enjoy your Friday, have a great weekend and I'll see ya later.

2005-01-06T08:02:00.000-05:00

I have come to the conclusion that I am workout retarded. I mean I have like no balance or coordination. I was trying to do these exercises and I just couldn't figure them out. It was funny they did this assement thing on me and your supposed to close your eyes and stand on one foot. I should have been able to hold for like at least 23 seconds, well I held it for like 4 seconds!! LOL So needless to say I look like a big tool trying to work out. Plus, I'm sore today. Its offical: Working out SUCKS!

- Mark Wahlberg may bring back Marky Mark. Well, probably not...he says that he owes a "friend" in Germany one last performance. The guy gave him some money or something. Wahlberg is still hot, but hes kinda aged a lot to recently, but I would still watch him drop his pants, thats for damn sure.

- Charlize Theron has ADD and finds it hard to concentrate on acting sometimes. She also has an Oscar and Stuart Townsend...so I believe the cosmic scales are nice and balanced, so quit complaining bitch.

- J-Lo, oh damn it I mean Jennifer Lopez is a bit of a drama queen. (yeah, I know, obvious statement of the month) She was recording a song for her new album and wanted Fat Joe to do some lyrics on it. So she was in the studio and he was late and she worried he had been killed. Yeah, cuz thats what everyone thinks when their friends are late for something. He was just lost because someone had given him bad directions.

- Britney Spears finally wins something!! YAY!!!! Her perfume Curious has soundly outsold Paris Hilton's. Paris is not to happy either.

- Oliver Stone's a pussy. He is complaining that no one saw his film because it was either not gay enough, or to gay. How about no one saw it because it sucked? So instead he is going to change it a bit for the DVD release, and then piss off everyone else.

- Courtney Love is going to try to rebuild her life. (Pfffttt, yeah right) She is selling her New York pad for 6 Million and wants to start over in California and regain custody of her daughter. Well, good luck to her if she can do it, because at this rate she is gonna kill herself if she doesn't slow down.

- Ok, this is a little odd. Thora Birch has a crush on Joaquin Phoenix. Well, thats not so weird really, he is hot. However, she says that they have been emailing each other for like 2 years and they talk on the phone all the time. Yet, they have never met. How freaking hard is it for the two of them grab dinner together. Its not like they have ridiculously busy schedules, at least not Thora.

- Ha, Avril got caught being a bitch. She showed for a sound check and bitched and moaned when she was told that Hillary Duff would get to do her sound check first. She complained she wanted the f*ck out of there and to go see the city. Well Hillary was right behind her and came up and said that she could go first, that it was cool. Avril of course embarrassed gave her a big hug and thank you.

- Michael Vartan who plays Vaughn on Alias and is now Jennifer Garner's ex, threw a shit fit the other day. (as well he should, I would have as well) He came to the set and lo and behold someone was in his space. Who would dare to park in someone else space? None other than Jenn's new beau, Ben Affleck. Vartan cursed and yelled and actually Ben tried to politely apologize saying he was told that Vartan wasn't coming in to work today. Mmhmm, I think those two should just strip down, get into a mudpit and wrestle it out.

- I got this little bit of dirt from a reader: Seems that that the Ferrari that Fred Khalilian, co-owner of the new club Paris, gave to Paris Hilton is actually a used one, that he had been driving around. He just got it repainted. Of course, dumbass Paris will probably never notice. Also, Fred is apparently a big druggie and prone to fits of rage and outbursts. (Can't imagine what he was like the night Paris didn't show) I have a feeling there will be some bad blood there.
Thanks Amanda!!

- Hilary Swank to the rescue!!! She was at a club in Hollywood and spied a girl getting grabbed by some random guy. He started to get physical with the girl when Hilary stepped in and pulled the girl to safety. The guy followed and threatened both of them when Hilary shoved the guy and got out of there with the girl before he could recover. Damn that Swank chick is butch.

Tidbits of the day: Elizabeth Hurly may be getting engaged as well...Kathy Griffin is getting her own show on Bravo...Alyson Hannigan is set to play along side Jennifer Love Hewitt in her new sitcom...

2005-01-05T09:21:00.000-05:00

Its hump day!! So, go hump something.

- Johnny Depp just loves his crazy people. His muse for his Willy Wonka movie, was Marilyn Manson. Niiiiice, what a great model to use for a kids movie. Hell, why didn't he just use Charles Manson instead to get that really "dark" feel.

- Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are on full damage control now. They were amazingly seen all snuggly wuggly on vacation over the New Year, with Courtney Cox and David Arquette. In fact Jenn even remembered to wear her wedding ring, oh it must be love!!!!

- Winona Ryder just can't get no respect. She was trying to sign a petition to encourage Bush to join in the Kyoto Act, when she was told she couldn't sign it because she is a convitced felon. Wow, that is pretty damn embarrassing. Maybe thats why she has been in hiding for awhile now.

- Hmm, who knew Dustin Hoffman was such a freak. He recently said that he is "hopeless" about accepting compliments, and that he mentally pretends that well-wishers are actually talking about his twin or something. Um, get the f*ck over yourself Dusty and just say thank you.

- Keira Knightly is saying she does not have an eating disorder. This is just how she is. Riiiiight, tell that to Mary-Kate.

- Jennifer Garner has a viral infection and is having to drop out of some publicity stuff for Alias and Elecktra (btw, Alias' new season premiers tonight and if you don't already love it and watch it I HIGHLY recommend it!!! It's my favorite show ever!!) Some people are speculating that it's because she is preggers, but I don't think so. My wonderful, hot, sexy, down to earth goddess wouldn't get shacked up right now, but if she did it would be a damn cute kid.

- Jude Law and Sienna Miller are officially engaged. Wonder if he will just up and randomly dump her after hes married to her for a while as well. Seal is also engaged to Heidi Klum and he is thanking god over and over that she said yes. Meanwhile Heidi is still taking some kind of pill that makes Seal look like Taye Diggs.

- Rod Stewart regests ever singing the song "Do you think I'm sexy" and he hates having to perform it. I think this could all be solved very quickly since most of us really don't like the song either and really don't like watching him performing it either. So lets just put that song out of all our miseries.

- Wow, winner of today's "Down To Earth" celebrity award is Joaquin Phoenix. He dismisses the notion that celebs can't find privacy, and that he has no trouble doing it. He says he goes to places where he there aren't photographers waiting for him, and that never wants to be a "Personality" like some of them. Yay for him!!

- Imagine my surprise to see the headline "Pampered Pussy" on pagesix.com It's actually about Hally Berry buying $70 bucks worth of imported cat treats for feline she took from the set of Catwomen. I mean lets face it though, we all expect Halle Berry's pussy to be well taken care of.

- Some waiter spilled spinach on Jessica Simpson at a South Beach restaurant, hahaha right? Well not so funny to Mr. Simpson, Nick called the manager over and demanded that everyone apologize to Jessica and then complained about the temperature of his Filot Mignon and then refused to pay the bill. Finally, MTV who were filming the couple at the time picked up the bill. I think Nick should remember who's money it is paying for that spinach and meat he is eating. Ungrateful little diva.

- Anna Kournikova's parents are suing her for control over a $5 million dollar Miami waterfront home. OK, lets give a big collective "Awwwwwww". Wonder if daddy will still walk her down the aisle?

- Good for Ashlee Simpson singing live at the Orange Bowl, bad for the crowd though. Apparently she sang so bad she was booed off the stage. I personally just think she needs to take lip-syncing lessons and just forget singing live all together.

- Britney Spears may have finally found a new manager. She is reportedly taking up with Dan Dymtrow, whos is her former manager Larry Rudolph, protege. He is supposedly close with Brit's brother (read: they are lovers) and this is probably because she wants to make Kevin into a rapper. She says he can really "flow" LOL The couple are also still going through with their plan to design clothes, and are about to finalize the deal. Hurricanes, Earthquakes, Tsunami's and now Britney clothing....good god the world is coming to an end.

I'm gonna wrap this up with some Desperate Housewives dirt. Apparently, Eva Longoria says the best sex she ever has was with her vibrator (and most of us can agree as well) and her favorite is the rabbit, and she gives it as gifts a lot of the time. This really says something for J.C. Chavez or whatever, doesn't it? Then, Terri Hatcher says that she hasn't had sex in 4 years!!!! Good lord, hopefully she's at least gotten a present or two from Eva! Oh and here is Terri's boobs from another 1996 movie, I guess the DH girls were all really desperate in 96...warning link has the actual boobs and is not work safe. http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005001996,00.html

Have a good day everyone!!

2005-01-04T09:30:00.000-05:00

This is gonna be a quick update, I don't have a whole hell of a lot of time today. Sorry!

- Britney Spears is now supposedly starting work on a new album. I'm a little pissed, she promised us that she was going to take a couple years off! I wonder if this means she will put that baby plan on hold. She probably just needs some more money since Mr. Spears is blowing it all on baggy pants and wife-beaters. It may be called "Original Doll", whatever the hell that is supposed to mean.

- Gwen Stefani says that she keeps Sunday's free from work. No not to attend any religious services, but rather to spend time with her hubby Gavin Rossdale. She uses that time to perfect her cleaning and cooking skills. Wonder if this is to throw us off the scent of their impending break up. I still think they are gonna call it quits sometime this year. But who knows.

- J-Lo, I mean Mrs. Jennifer Lopez-Anthony or whatever, doesn't want to be called J-lo anymore. She says that J-lo is not a real person, just a little fun that got out of control. She says she wanted to call her new album "Call me Jennifer" but says that Rebirth is better fit it. Of course, she will always be Jenny from the block to me.

- Celeb-spottings at Miami hotspots on New Year's Eve included:
(Via pagesix.com)

* Jamie Foxx hitting on top-heavy Colombian bombshell Sofia Vergara at the Raleigh's late-night bash, which drew Paris and Nicky Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, several Wayans brothers and Kid Rock and his porn star girlfriend, Jesse Jane.

* Derek Jeter, Queen Latifah, Michael Bolton, Lil' Jon, Nicky Hilton and boyfriend Kevin Connolly, Jennifer Esposito, Serena Altschul, Tara Subkoff and Bai Ling whooping it up at the Shore Club.

* A tipsy Jessica Simpson who spent more time dancing with her hairdresser and chatting with her gaggle of gal pals than hanging with hubby Nick Lachey partying at a Dewars Scotch-sponsored bash at Mansion with P. Diddy, Jason Biggs and host Wilmer Valderrama.

* Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen enjoying one of several "Full House" reunions with John "Uncle Jesse" Stamos at the Shelbourne. Stamos was spotted chatting up young socialite Charlotte Freund, who was famously dumped by Todd Meister right before his quickie marriage to Nicky Hilton.

* Latifah, Foxx, Michael Mann, Rob Schneider and Jorge Posada grooving to the Brazillian dancers and drummers at the Delano's Latin-themed bash.

On New Year's Day, celebrities flocked to the Sagamore hotel's unofficial "Young Hollywood Hangover Party," where Paris Hilton, Valderrama, Eva Longoria, J.C. Chasez and other bleary-eyed types sipped bloody Marys and mimosas by the pool.

- The other playgrounds for celebs on New Years were:

In Manhattan, Ashlee Simpson and boyfriend Ryan Cabrera, Fat Joe, Chris Noth and Jeremy Piven partied at Capitale, while Scarlett Johansson, Ja Rule and Jessica Biel hit Marquee. Heidi Klum, Seal, Damon Dash and Karolina Kurkova were in Mexico, while Calvin Klein and his posse of bare-chested pretty boys stayed at the Ipanema penthouse of Indian millionaire Arjan Afwani. Naomi Campbell also indulged Brazilian-style, staying on the Island of Angra Dos Reis outside Rio. In Las Vegas, Rick and Kathy Hilton, Bruce Jenner and Faye Resnick caught a Lionel Richie concert at the Palms Hotel & Casino.

- Paris Hilton stole her own sex tape!! This happened a couple weeks ago, but she was in a local magazine store with some friends when she saw they had a poster advertising the tape and a copy of it for sale. She promptly tore up the poster and stole the tape. It was all captured on video and a police report was filed. She probably wanted it so she could go over it and take some notes, so she can make her next one better. That Paris, always trying to do her best work. Also, she recently walked into a house party and guess what was playing on the screen?? Yep you got it, her bare ass up in the air.

- Another Paris Hilton tidbit...she tried to check into the booked Miami Delano hotel and was told there was no room. She began to have a hissy fit, when a nice business man nearby heard the commotion and offered Paris his suite is she agreed to have dinner with him. She took him up on his offer and the man got a room at a nearby hotel and enjoyed dinner with Paris the next night.

- Kate Bosworth is rumored to be cast as Lois Lane in the new Superman. Well, Bryan Singer is just trying to make the crappiest movie he can isn't he?

- Marcia Cross the fiery red head who plays Bree on Desperate Housewives showed a little titty in a 1996 movie Female Perversions...here is a link, its totally not work safe, and it actually shows her boobs, so be warned - http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005001364,00.html

- Madonna and Guy Ritchie renewed their vows in a private Kabbalah ceremony look at this horrific pic of them, god her face is stretched so tight its a damn wonder she can close her eyes at night and just looks plain scared to death - http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005001396,00.html

Here are some little tidbits in case you managed to miss them: Anna Nicole's money is being taken away as a judge ruled that a previous ruling favor of giving her the money was incorrect...Cindy Margolias is expecting twins...Sandra Bullock gave a million bucks to red cross for the tsunami disaster (she also gave a million after 9/11)...Debbie Rowe, Jacko's ex is going to auction off her wedding ring...A Monster's Inc game for gameboy apparently has the text "F*ck off and die, in the opening text as the game boots up...Kirstin Dunst is terrified of spiders...Minnie Driver says she won't box with a man, because she is afraid she would basically kick his ass...Amber Fey's book comes out Tuesday...The Kabbalah Center is sending its special bottled water over to Asia

- Now in case you haven't seen it yet...here is the next installment of "Letter of Truth" by Mrs. Britney Spears-Federline:

Dear Fans,

A new year is starting and I have so many resolutions. If only I could convince myself to stick to them! My Christmas was wonderful and I had such a great break. I think I should rephrase myself from my previous letters when I was talking about taking a "break." What I meant was I am taking a break from being told what to do. True Masters say its cool when you look at someone and dont know whether they are at work or play since its all the same to them. The things Ive been doing for work lately have been so much fun, because its not like work to me anymore. Ive been even more "hands on" in my management and the business side of things and I feel more in control than ever. (Um, What freakin "Masters" is she talking about? Ok, so now we know she is completely high writing this)

I just shot a cute video for "Do Something" that I co-directed. After doing about 20 videos, it gets kind of boring playing the same role, so I chose to work with a young, hungry, director Bille Woodruff. He had no ego whatsoever and the whole process was just so much fun. Oh, his dog was just adorable too. (Yes, young hungry and apparently as gay as the day is long, with cute lil' dog)

As much fun as I had, I have to say I was a little disappointed that I still had to convince my record label that making this video was the right thing to do at this time. But, in the end, I think everything came out great. We shot the entire video in a record breaking 5 hours. I even came up with all the choreography and styled the entire shoot myself using Juicy Couture clothing. (Um, I'm not sure "styled" is best word to describe anything to do with Juicy Couture)

Co-directing this video was like an experimental project for me. I feel like being behind the camera is sometimes more satisfying than being in front of it. Working on this video was my first taste into behind the scenes work which I am excited about doing more of in the near future. When a woman directs, I think it just alters the entire feel of the movie, production or play in such a positive way. Speaking of, Ive been working on writing and hopefully eventually directing a musical which makes fun of the whole Hollywood scene, which is appropriately titled "Hollywood". ( She sytles, she manages, she Masters, she writes and she directs...shes SUPER BRITNEY)

On a different note, I have a new dog named Lucky and I just bought her a new dresser for her room. Yes, she has a room, which she shares with Bit Bit. For Christmas, they got a baby chandelier to go in it. Its the cutest thing in the world!I have to go now because my other dog, Lacy, has been sick for a little while and I need to go give her medicine. ( her dogs have a room. a dresser. and now a chandelier...so if we didn't hate her before, this gives us more than ample reason to now)

Happy New Year!

Love,
Brit

PS Please remember to watch Jamie Lynns new show, Zoey 101, which debuts on Nickelodeon this month! (Oh yes Brit we can't wait to see the rise of your little whore in training)

OK, so it ended up actually being a little long...what can I say??

2005-01-03T09:49:00.000-05:00

Just a quick FYI - I absolutely DO NOT want to disable anonymous comments. Yes, I have had a few nasty ones made, but I just tend to brush those things off. I mean seriously, its probably some little 12 yr old jack off. I don't worry about it, and encourage them either by trying to argue with them. I just figured out how to disable comments and will just delete them when they pop up.

In other news guess what I did this weekend.

I joined a gym!!! I can't believe how much they cost, but I gotta get myself into shape. So my 2005 resolution is kick my butt into rock hard glutes, so to speak.

Any of you have any good new years resolutions?

2005-01-03T08:28:00.000-05:00

OK, I hope everyone had a nice weekend. Let's see what everyone was up to this weekend as well.

- Micheal Keaton wants to do a Beetlejuice sequel. In other news, Michael Keaton is desperate for a part in a movie, any movie and to some how revive his career.

- Pierce Brosnan is proud of his hairy chest. (yeah, I know...why do we need to know such things? I don't know, but I like knowing it.)

- Muslims are upset over the new season of 24. They got a preview of the pilot and it depicts an american-muslim as a plotting to kill americans. They feel it cast a cloud of suspicion over every american-muslim family out there. Eh, we all have our stereotype crosses to bear. Deal with it.

- Paris Hilton missed the opening of her new club Paris in Orlando. Her excuse? She was skiing in the alps and couldn't get a plane out. However, I don't feel sorry for the club goers AT ALL. I mean what the hell were they doing at that club anyways?? And did they really expect her to show up at all?? The boring sis, Nicky had to actually fill in for her. Also, thanks to pagesixsixsix, its reported that she is not allowed to host any parties at any other clubs due to her contract at for the Orlando club. However she is allowed to make "appearances". Often times, celebs are paid for their appearances, but when a rep for a club was asked if Paris gets paid they replied "No shes not smart enough to know she could get paid" Ouch!

- Diana Ross is dropping her MAC cosmetics deal. They were planning on releasing a line in her name. Diana reportedly wants to drop it because she doesn't like the names. However, MAC says it will continue with the launch. (Hello, can we say contract?) I'm suspecting however, that Diana didn't like the names because they were probably something along the lines of: Dragqueen Green, Diva Brown, and Crazy as a Fruitbat Red.

- Why does Tara Reid's boob look so weird, with those crazy scars? Doctors say she didn't follow advice and wear a special support bar to reduce the chance of scaring. Bet that will teach her to either follow doctor's orders or better yet, to keep her dress up.

- Kate Beckinsale's new year's resolution is learn how to drive. However, I think it should be more like "Pick better movie parts" (Van Helsing anyone?)

- New magazine Ozone is coming out with a "sex issue" in which they supposedly interview a slew of rap star groupies. So we are now blessed with such comments as: Jay-Z is "boring" in bed, BUT he has the biggest d*ck you have ever seen, like a 1 liter Pepsi bottle, it could block out the son. Allen Iverson has a little ashy d*ck. Method Man is a beast in bed, who likes to pull your hair. Jadakiss is a minute man. Ray Benizo (co-owner of The Source) is freaky as hell and will do it any way you want to. (some days I feel so dirty for doing this sort of stuff)

- Quote of the day: Nicole Richie, seen running down a red carpet at The Forge in Miami screaming "I can't pose for press while entering a club. I'm on probation!" When she was told that The Forge is a restaurant and not a club, she promptly stopped and posed. Also, what the hell does she mean, shes on probation??

- Dick Clark is still in the hospital. I have a very uneasy feeling about this. I wouldn't be surprised if he passes soon.

- Uh oh, the good twin Ashley Olsen can apparently get her freak on. She was spotted in a club just sitting there looking bored while some rap and r&b music was playing, but as soon as the 80's music came on, she was on her feet, dancing by herself. Yo go girl!!

- Nicolette Sheridan is a whiny b*tch. She keeps complaining that she doesn't make that much for her role on DH. Um, HELLO!!!! It's because your role is small and tiny (apparently like Allen Iverson's d*ck) I personally don't like her, don't like her part, and I'm sure soon, they will send a packin.

- Colin Farrell walked into a Starbucks and proclaimed "I'll kiss any women in here for a buck" About 15 women took him up on the offer. The funniest part about it, was that Lindsay Lohan was on his arm. They were apparently takin a break from SNL and had forgotten their money in their dressing rooms.

- Matt Stone and Trey Parker have split after the flop of their puppet movie. Stone says it was low point in his life, it was horrible to make, blah blah blah...and if you believe that I got a bridge to sell ya. Do any of us really think that those two butt buddies are gonna split up? Yeah, right.

Thats it for today kids. Enjoy!

2004-12-30T08:16:00.000-05:00

Oh man, last day of work for this week! Yippe!!

- Mike Tyson had Christmas dinner with his girlfriend at Denny's. Only the best for his women.

- Hugh Grant got stung by a jellyfish while on vacation.

(Yes, I know the dirt today sucks, but hell what can I do?)

- Now this is funny. Donald Trump is getting ready to release the next line of products with his name on it. Can you guess what kind of product it will be? Oh yes, it is Hair Products!!!! Shampoo, Conditioner, and Styling products for men over 40. You know we have unleashed a beast don't you? No one to blame but ourselves.

- Rumors are floating that Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirstin Dunst may get married. Apparently Kirstin did a lot of reflecting during their summer hiatus and now she feels she is more ready to commit. I think its more along the lines that they realized that they would have find new beards and it was a whole lot simpler to just stay together.

- Mary Kate Olsen was spotted apartment shopping with her eating coach. This lead to some speculation that the eating coach, Lori, was moving in. Olsen's reps denied it saying that she was just helping Mary-Kate. Uh huh....so know we can add lesbian to the string of adjectives to describe the coke snorting, binge and purging, slut twin. Now That's Hot!

- Sharon Osburne is taking her potty mouth and putting it to a good cause. She is going to star in The Vagina Monologues. How f#*%in appropriate.

- Courtney Love turned down a reality TV offer. It was supposed to be for a "boot camp" and they also wanted Pam Anderson and Kelly Ripa. I think that Courtney Love turning down a chance to have more attention could very cause another natural disaster, or it already did.

- This one is a little hard to believe but Wes Clark, the former military guy who lost the Democratic nomination, is putting together a sitcom based on his experiences. I can't wait for the John Kerry Comedy Hour next.

Guess thats it for today...I think the dirt will probably pick back up after the new year. If I don't post again till later, have a good New Year and be safe please!!!!

2004-12-29T13:04:00.000-05:00

I just saw this and wanted to tell you all. Jerry Orbach died late last night. He was the guy from Law and Order. I really liked him and thought he was good actor.

Also, Renee Zellweger is finally admiting that she and Jack White are broken up, and have been since September. Um, DUH!!!!

One more thing...don't forget to watch MTV New Year's Eve to see the premire of J-Ho's new video, for her new single, for her new album. We will all be waiting with baited breath.

2004-12-29T08:19:00.000-05:00

Hmmm, so you wanna know more about me huh? Well lets see, I'm a 20something living in Florida. I actually have a full time job, outside of this. I'm single (so if any of you know any single guys!!!!), but I have been "talking" to a couple guys lately so we will see where that goes. Actually, let me ask all of you guy's opinion. I actually have to prospective guys right now in my radar and I'm not sure what to do. I've never had two at the same time before. Both are cool in their own ways ya know. Both have pros and cons. How would you handle it? Is there like proper etiquette in these situations? I don't want to seem like a jerk, or make anyone mad. The other main thing going on for me right now, is that I am trying to buy a house. I have heard that buying a house is one of the hardest things to do, and they ain't a kiddin. Buying a house sucks. Its just back and forth, around and around. Do any of you have any horror stories about buying a house??

Ok enough about me, on to the dirt...

- Colin Farrell was NOT the first choice for Oliver Stone in the movie Alexander. Now, I know I had read that before, but this time it says that Colin did a 9 hour screen test!! And you all know that Colin was ass up on that casting couch! Who says old Hollywood is dead?

- Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne are throwing a $270,000 new years party. And nearly everyone is invited! Sharon says she wants friends and family and that includes her staff. That even the garbage men are friends with Ozzy. Ya know for all her crazy, binge/purge, fist-throwing antics she really is a good person.

- Ivana Trump, who is quite moody lately due to The Donald's upcoming, commercialized special two hour event wedding, was heard kicking her new boy toy of her hotel room in Aspen and making him stay at another hotel all together.

- Will Smith was invited to Mariah Carey's Christmas party in Aspen. He called to say he was coming, but to reserve one fouth of the bar for him and Jada and their posse. So the club owners moved all the invited guests to different locations, then Big Willy never showed up. Ass.

- Lot's going down in Aspen last weekend. The artist Tom Sach's had an exhibit in the town as well, complete with a $250,000 "Delinquency Chamber" which was a walking fridge with video games, porn, a bong, and little nuggets of really good weed. Kurt Russell lingered in there for a while. Also, Luke and Owen Wilson were seen just staring at Sach's giant stainless steel french fry shovel sculpture. I'm guessing that later they all went out for cheetos, ho-ho's and lots of "munchies".

- Wilmer Valderrama was soooo not willing to pull a Ben Affleck. He says that Lindsay Lohan was hurting his career and he didn't want what happened to Ben while he was dating J-ho to happen to him. He may have somewhat of a point, but seriously...don't blame Lindsay for everything...blame your choices in movies man. Like Clifford's Really Big Movie. I mean seriously...come on.

- Oh we about to have a Dance Off. Lil' John supposedly hates Usher. He makes fun of him all the time and calls him "Baby Usher" in a really high-pitched voice. Lil' John says he was responsible for the hit "Yeah".

- Rod Stewart admitted he hooked up with a tranny. Or at least he said he took her/him back to the hotel and when put his hand down there he found a penis (don't ya just hate it when that happens, well I don't per se...but ya know what I mean). He asked her/him to please leave the room. What I really wanna know is why in the hell he admitted this?? Do you really want your name in the papers that bad??

- Oh, little hottie Adam Brody is being branded a diva on set. So much in fact that the producers have threatened to kill him off so they don't have to deal with his attitude. He is supposedly insanely jealous of Benjamin McKensize and says he can't figure out why he gets all the good story lines and he has to play the comic relief. He is also reported to step on everyone's toes, to snap at them, give Ben the cold shoulder and storm off the set quite frequently. He wants to have a more serious plot line like getting addicted to drugs. (Which gave producers the idea of an OD im sure). I think instead of boring Marissa turning gay, his character should just come out of the damn closet already himself.

- Aaron Carter gives us his 2 cents and says that he thinks Hillary Duff is the better singer. Although he admits he hasn't heard Lindsay Lohan live yet, like really live "like he does" he said. He goes on to say his fans know he never uses a voice track. Yep, they know he sucks all by himself.

- Nicollete Sheridan and Teri Hatcher arrived on set to find some little big player in a short short shirt and a barely there top. They both refused to start filming saying that only they would be shot in something like that. So they quickly put the other actress in a more conservative outfit and all was well on Wisteria Lane.

- Who is now rumored to be Missy Elliot's girlfriend? Remember that "baddest bitch" Trina? Yep, her.

OK, thats it for today. Enjoy!

2004-12-28T08:21:00.000-05:00

Ok, let me ask you all something. Do any of you care about my personal life, or do you just come here for the dirt? I mean I don't care either way, but I was just curious. It's just that there isn't much to report, so I don't have anything to talk about, lol. Here is what I found so far today:

- Liza "with a Z" Mannelli was put into the hospital after falling out of her bed. Um, WTF?? How do you fall out of your bed as grown adult for one thing, second, how do you fall so hard that you have to be hospitilized. How big is her damn bed, and how many damn drugs is she really on??

- Rupert Everrett, Madonna's fag bag has become the latest to trash Elton John for his big mouth. He says that Elton keeps talking about how he kicked his addition to bulimia and drugs, but really he just switched it to shopping and not controlling his mouth. I wonder if Rupert and George Michael are gonna gang up on Elton and beat him with Manolo's? I smell a reality TV show!

- Health Ledger comes out!!! Well sorta. He was on the Regis and that other chic show, and when Rege asked him how he spent his Christmas he said "...I told him that me and my mates liked to put on our thongs and grab weenies and look at the world go by, and that was our perfect way to male-bond." What he meant was that in Australia Chirstmas is in the summertime, and that they call flip-flops thongs, and that weenies are hot dogs. Mhhhmmm, freudian slip much??

- Tommy Hilfiger is doing a reality tv show called "The Cut" which I can only imagine is about fashion design. (And is probably a rip off of the Bravo show "The Runway" which is very good and you should all watch it!!) However, he has asked a slew of celebrities to be guess judges, but so far the only ones who have said yes are Joey Fatone and Russell Simmons....because they are such fashonistas, LOL. Yeah, can we say cancelled??

- This not like really big gossip news or anything, but Brad Pitt turned 41 on Dec 18th. I didn't realize he was that old!!! Damn, he is a hot 41 yr old. If he has a kid he would totally be a DILF!

- Portia De Rossi is having to get her tattoo of the initials FG on her ring finger removed. See thats what you lesbians get for bed hopping.

- George Carlin is going into rehab for his vicodin addiction. He would have gone in sooner, but he was working on his book and some new material. So, since when did rehab, become synonmous with vacation?

- A Paris Hilton lesbian sex tape may be surfacing soon. We had heard rumblings of it awhile ago, but apparently its about ready to hit the web. We will see though.

- Scott Biao is being given a 2nd go around. He is going to be in a tv show about a 40something who's life is turned upside down when he moves in with a 20something. So when did Scott Biao come out??? *Oh I have been informed its not that kind of "moving in"*

Ok, I think I'm done for now. Enjoy!

2004-12-27T08:50:00.000-05:00

Ok, now that we all had a nice long weekend, I'm back.

And I'm probably going to be gone again. Apparently, the week between Christmas and New Year's is called sleep week. Basically, no one is updating anything. This like the best time for anyone to get some vaca. So, until further notice, or I find something good to write about I will be on hiatus as well. I will try check on stuff, but it will be few and far between.

There a few tidbits around today, thanks in large part to reader Ivana.

- Brad Pitt is furious about Jennifer not wearing her wedding ring. He wants to know why, and Jen is saying she just simply forgot to put it on. Now, I would have no idea if it is ever possible to just simply forget to put on your wedding ring...have any of you ladies done this before??

- Whos hot and whos not? Tabloid magazine's are putting in the 2 cents on who was hot and who wasn't this year. Topping the list are The Olsens, thanks in large part to the coke sniffing, barfing Mark-Kate. Also, Jessica Simpson and her double D's topped the list. Joe Simpson is thanking god, and thinking about Jess's boobs apparently. Who's at the bottom? None other than Mrs. Federline, Britney and Brad and Jen. Which I kind of find hard to believe, maybe its just that no one wants to admit it?

So take this time to reflect on how much you hate your family, and continue to self-loathe into the New Year, and I will see ya on the flip side. (or whenever I find some good dirt)

2004-12-23T08:16:00.000-05:00

Ty is sick! :(

- Wow, Tampa made the national and international headlines. I'm sure if your local you heard about how Korn's concert here in the outside Amphitheatre sparked some lawsuits. There were several complaints of the noise being to loud by local residents. Funny, no one complained when the Christian groups performed?

- A man was shot at a after concert party hosted by Ja-Rule. A scuffle broke out after Ja was on stage and someone threw a drink at him. He never got involved, but several people in the club did, and then a shot rang out and everyone scrambled for the exit. One man was shot, but said to be recovering and doing fine. I guess you can take the hood rat out of the hood, but not the hood out the hood rat.

- Not that I normally care, but the Beckhams are having their son's christening today. What kills me is that they had a private chapel built on their property for it, complete with replica of the ruins found at the ancient Irish chapel they wed at. The chapel also has two Buddhist shrine's at the front, and this is all while Victoria has been spotted with one of those Kabbalah bracelets. When asked, David Beckham said he definitely wanted the children christen, he just wasn't sure into which religion, LOL. Kind of something you might want to figure out soon, huh? The list of guests include Elton John and his partner, who are rumored to be the god parents, Tom Cruise, all the former Spice Girls, and Liz Hurley.

- Jennifer Lopez is being sued by an ex-husband...which one? The first one Ojani Noa. They first meet while he was a waiter at a restaurant in Miami. After he and Lopez wed, he quit his job to be the manager of a restaurant J-Lo was opening. He then was inexplicably fired, and is suing for breech of contract. Um, hello? I have a sneaking suspicion you were fired because she divorced your ass ya moron!

- Les Moonves, who is head of Viacom, which owns several TV stations is off to wed CBS's Early Show and Big Brother Host Julie Chen. Earlier this month, Les asked for a quicky divorce from his wife of many years so he could high tail to the chapel with Julie. Awww, nothing like the fresh scent of backstabbing and betrayal in the morning.

- Gwenth Paltrow and hubby Chris Martin are said to be trying for a 2nd baby. I think the rest of the world would love that, just so we can find out what the next kid's name would be.

- Further fueling the fire that Jen and Brad are breaking up, is Jen's recent shopping excursion. No she didn't go hog wild for capris and flip-flops, she just spent $1,900 on Sex Toy!!!! How in the hell do you spend that much on some sex toys??? I guess Brad isn't doing it for her, so he has to buy her lovin!!!

- Oh man, the latest to fall victim to the Kabbalah crazy...The Duchess of York, Fergie. Demi Moore is responsible for this one.

OK, I'm feeling like sh*t, so I'm gonna go now. I'm not sure when I will have a chance to update again...what with the celebration of Jesus's birth and all.

2004-12-22T09:29:00.000-05:00

Christmas is in 3 days!!!!!

- Madonna voted Worst Rock-Star Actor of all time. The part that is cracking me up, is they have Mariah Carey as number 3. Um, did they not see Glitter???? To top it all off, isn't this all kind of stating the obvious. I would be more interested in seeing if they could come up with a Best Rock Star Actor of all time. I sure as hell can't think of one. Also, I think they are using the term "Rock Star" a bit loosely.

Here is the full list:

1. MADONNA
2. BOB DYLAN
3. MARIAH CAREY
4. JON BON JOVI
5. ELVIS PRESLEY
6. BRITNEY SPEARS
7. VANILLA ICE
8. NEIL DIAMOND
9. GENE SIMMONS
10. MASTER P

- Matt Damon got George Clooney back for his practical jokes. He called George and told him not to forget that he was supposed to be in New York in a couple of hours to promote the new movie. George got half way to the airport before he realized that it was a joke. Oh, those merry pranksters. Its ok though, they met back up later and had lots of make up sex. (ok, so I added the last part)

- Jude Law is planning on buying his son a pet snake. (Yeah, the dirt is real slow today!!)

- Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt are lashing out at the rumors that their marriage is on the rocks. Which only further proves that they are probably headed for divorce lane.

- Some fashion designer named KAI dumped ice water on Bjork. He was trying to balance some bucket of water on his head and it fell off. Then his fashion mates, 2 chics got pissed at him and kicked the shit out of him. And even as I am typing this I see how lame this story is, LOL.

- While Mary-Kate is partying, doing a liquid diet, and snorting crack or whatever Ashley is taking acting lessons. Which you would think you do before you make like 500 films.

- Uma Thurman has taken the part of Ulla, the secretary in the upcoming movie version of The Producers. This is after Nicole Kidman backed out.

- Paris Hilton has size 11 feet. I have no idea what that means exactly, but I hear its pretty big. And well you know what they say about heiress with big feet... (No really, I want you all to come up with some sayings for this!!!)

- Shannon Elizabeth is turning to a psychic to try to help save her marriage to actor Joe Reitman. They say their marriage is falling apart due to their careers and not seeing each other that much. Hey Shannon, save the money and wake up and realize it ain't due to your "careers" because neither of you have one!!

- Ok so now they are saying Enrique Iglesias and Anna K (don't feel like spelling it) did NOT tie the knot. In other news, I plain just don't give a rat's ass about them anymore.

There are a couple more things floating around there, like Paris and Lindsay had to be locked in a T-Moblie store because of the photographers, and Paris called Hilary Swank "ugly". Natashia Lyonne might have gotten arrested and is pretty much a drugged up hooker now. But for the most part today's dirt is sh*t. Sorry!!!!

2004-12-21T08:15:00.000-05:00

Ok seriously, its NOT supposed to be this cold in Florida!!!!!

- The official release date for Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince, the 6th book in series is slated for July 16th. Nerds everywhere are marking their calendars as we speak and starting the countdowns now. Oh hell who am I kidding, I love the Harry Potter books, and so do you!

- Actor Josh Brolin, son of James Brolin who is the long time partner of Babs, was arrested for hitting his wife Diane Lane. (Yes, the super hotty) He had to post $20,000 bail. The couple say it was all a big misunderstanding and that they are embarrassed it happened and are back in their house together. Yeah, embarrassed isn't even the word. They should be ashamed. Both of them.

- Jennifer Garner is becoming more vocal about her relationship with Ben Affleck. She says that while she was filming Elecktra she would miss Ben when he wasn't there. She was quoted as saying "I miss him. I would love nothing more than to see his big old goofy walk coming this way and saving me for a day and making me laugh." Big goofy walk huh? How, um sweet?? You know I think these two are actually probably more compatible than we might think. I mean she is definitely a lot better than that other Jennifer.

- Man, everybody is breaking up. People have spied Jennifer Aniston without her wedding ring, further fueling the fire that her and Brad Pitt's marriage is on the rocks. I'll keep ya posted if I find out anything else.

- Wesley Snipes is suing New York city. Yeah, I know right? It's become some crazy women is saying that Wesley is her baby's daddy, and he's all like that kid ain't mine. New York has issued a warrant for his arrest, but Snipes says that they have no jurisdiction, since the case was originally in Indiana.

- Lindsay Lohan and Wilmer Valderama getting back together again? Supposedly Lohan brushed off a former lunch meeting to have a meal with Valderama. He was probably just meeting her to tell her to give him back his stuff and to quit bitching about him and move on. I'm just guessing.

- Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are expecting their 2nd baby now. Which only proves that those two probably can't stop f*cking long enough to pick up a condom. But, can ya blame them?

- Britney is planning on putting a studio into her Kevin's new home, not so that she can work on her next album, but so that Kevin can work on HIS!!!!! Oh God bless those two idiots...I can't wait to hear more about that.

- Paris Hilton almost had a breast job. She wanted one when she was 16, but daddy wouldn't let her. (Good for him) and by the time she was 18 she didn't want one anymore. Now she just has to look to Tara Reid for further inspiration not to have one.

2004-12-20T08:23:00.000-05:00

I know, I know...I'm sorry guys. I took a little mini-vaca, but I'm back. I'm going to report all the dirt I find, I'm sure some of it will be old news if you checked around on the weekend, but I don't know whats new and whats not so I'm going to report it all.

- Uh oh!!!! Looks like Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale's marriage might be over. She reportedly won't even stay at the same hotel as him...they are pretty much leading separate lives. I don't if any of you remember, but when the news broke about Gavin having that daughter I predicted that they would break up. Especially since she has this new solo album. I bet we will see a more wild Gwen and she will start dating around in the business...but we will see.

- Jack White and Rene Zellweger have called it quits. Of course this comes as no surprise, and we have already known this for a while...but its nice to finally be done with it!!

- In another desperate plea for attention, Courtney Love is going to write a tell all book about her life. Which granted will probably be an exciting if somewhat disturbing read. However, how much longer is she going to try to cash in on her late husband's death?

- Sharon Stone got dumped by her lawyer boyfriend, and Minnie Driver is dating some unknown guy she meet in an airport, and Heather Graham is dating Josh Lucas. Hows that for some relationship news?

- Charlize Theron is tried of kissing girls. *sigh* (aren't we all??) After kissing Christina Ricci and Penelope Cruz she fears she getting type casted. She wants her next movie to be a real romantic lead with a man. However, if she wants to stop kissing girls, maybe she should dump that loser Stuart Townsend and get herself a real man.

- Oh God, after hearing this I seriously got *way* to excited. Guess who the two actress are that are fighting for the Joss Whedon directed Wonder Woman movie. Sarah Michelle-Geller and Charisma Carpenter!!!!! That is so hot, either one of them would do great. Joss says Sarah is first choice, and Charisma would be 2nd, but the producers is leaning more towards Charisma since she is lesser known. I'm sure Sarah will get since she had such success with her last film The Grudge.

- Lindsay Lohan warns that any man she dates has to have a car, not some little bike or something. She says that she is more concerned about her health than dating a guy. Um, yeah right. Like Lohan has any sort of rules for dating a guy!

- Jamie Lee Curtis is taking a new years vow to cut up all her credit cards. She wants to see if she can live a debt free life for a year and not buy so many expensive things. This is all probably due to the fact that her career sucks and shes broke. Nice spin though Jamie.

- Usher and Naomi on the rocks??? Could be, she tired of being what to do by the Usher camp. Seriously, did anyone expect this to last long anyway?

- Liv Tyler named her baby, Milo William Langdon, which in the world of celebrity baby names is not that bad. However, I keep thinking of that movie...Milo and Otis, lol.

Thats all for now kiddies.

2004-12-17T09:06:00.000-05:00

Hey everyone, the dirt is going to be updated later today. I gotta do some stuff this morning. (Like Christmas shopping, lol) So check back this afternoon.

2004-12-16T14:24:00.000-05:00

Ok, I felt bad for such a shitty post this morning I wanted to give a little bit more. Nothing major, but just wanted to show you how much I love ya!!

- Lindsay Lohan goes through a $100 bottle of cream to rid herself of freckles. If only it would just kinda erase her completely.

- Jennifer Garner preggo?? Thats on the rumor mill right now. Some random scientist from Utah studied a picture and says she appears to be preggers, but it could just be holiday eating. Don't you want that job? I want to be the person who looks at a picture and decides if someone has a bun in the over or not. What a tool. Personally, I would say this rumor is false. But we will see huh?

- Whitney Houston rear ended a bus. This is about par for her. Wrecks her car, her career, her mental stability. See what drugs do to you kids? Just say NO.

- Brad Pitt and Matt Damon flee from burning building!!!! Barely make it out with their lives!!!! No, not really. A small fire broke out in the hotel kitchen and they were evacuated. I like my story better though huh?

- Awww, Snoop Dogg is changing is his pimping ways. He wants to win back his wife, so he is scrapping all his porn projects. Something called Snoop Dogg: Doggystyle?? I have no idea what the hell that is all about. (Breeder porn doesn't do much for me)

And its on that note, that I'm going to leave you for today!

2004-12-16T08:39:00.000-05:00

The dirt is gonna be rather short today, I've got a ton to do today, and I'm taking tomorrow off from my "real" job, lol.

- Oh that sneaky little big mouth girl. She fooled us all. Apparently Julia Roberts let us all believe the babies due dates were in January, when all along it more around Dec. 6th. She wanted to try to avoid some of the attention on it.

- Liv Tyler had a baby boy. No word yet if Liv is also a big fat baby liar! Also, no name yet, but we have been told the baby has "full lips"!!!

- Old Dirty Bastard died of a drug overdose officially. It was a mixture of coke and painkillers. Its sad, but what the hell did he expect??

- Kelly Osburne got into an actual fist fight in an England pub. Some random chic tried to be a smart ass and pull on Kelly's hair, because she thought it was a wig, and yanked a chunk of her hair out. So Kelly went ballistic and punched the chic in the face. What the hell was that girl thinking? Shit, I would be scared to even brush up against that girl, much less pull her dried out natty, dead hair.

Wow, ok today's dirt sucks. Sorry guy, but I just can't right...maybe if I get some free time later today I will hook it up. Then again, there actually wasn't that much to report today...we will see, and you can always post a comment with a tasty tidbit if you find it.

2004-12-15T16:11:00.000-05:00

I just got an email with a story that while in Vegas Britney Spears spent $180 bucks on a steak for her new pooch. She better be careful because Mr. Spears is gonna eat up all her money and then she will be back to feeding the dog/rat kibbles.

Thanks Leann for the story.

2004-12-15T08:15:00.000-05:00

Brrrr!!! It's cold out this morning. I almost didn't get up out of bed, and as it was I was late for work. BUT, I know I had to report the dirt so here I am.

- Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova may have gotten married. Neither party is saying anything, but some have overheard Anna talking about being married, and have spied a wedding ring on her finger. Should we start the breakup poll now?? I give it six months. But ya know, I'm happy for them though, both their careers are in shitter, so might as well get hitched huh?

- In a desperate attempt to um, "save face" Sharon Stone is suing a plastic surgeon who claimed that he worked on her. Yes Sharon we know he didn't do your facelift, it was that other plastic surgeon.

- Oh, we got another cat fight. Ashanti is fighting rumors that she took an endorsement deal with Herbal Essance shampoo to compete with Beyonce's L'Oreal deal. Eh, I guess thats not really much of a cat fight though huh? I had more of an image of the two in mud or something, not hair care products.

- A bar room brawl broke out at a hot spot in New York between some model and some other guy that I don't really care about, but the funny thing is that they crashed right onto Lindsay Lohan's table. So she ran off into the VIP area where Ashley and Mary-Kate were hanging out and then they all left. So I just think we should use the headline "Lindsay Lohan and Olsen twins involved in brawl"

- In even new depths of depravity Colin Farrell hooked up with the Saturday Night Live photographer. He really will tag any ass he comes across won't he?

- Holy Crap!!! Joe Simpson is a freak! In a recent interview about daughter Jessica and Ashlee he informed us that Jessica is just simply sexy, whether she is in a t-shirt or a bustier. He actually said "She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!" Um, gross!! Who wants their dad talking about their boobs??? THEN he goes on to talk about Ashlee's upcoming movie role. Originally her character was supposed to be gay and he said that he had it changed. He doesn't want her to be gay for her first role, BUT when he is done she will have played it all. He compared her Meg Ryan and Cameron Diaz. Yes, Ashlee Simpson's dad compared her acting talents to Meg and Cameron. This man is a nut.

- http://www.prettyandfine.com/toccarra.htm Ok, that link is NOT WORK SAFE...but does have America's Next Top Model castoff Toccarra gettin a little skanky!!!

Ok, I'm done, and I need some coffee and a nutragrain bar. Not that you cared, but I felt like sharing.

2004-12-14T08:02:00.000-05:00

Lets see if Tuesday will be any better to Ty....

- Oh even better than yesterday's lesbian drama is today's gay drama. Elton John and George Michael are cat fighting like two b*tches in heat. Elton said that George was in a "strange place" and that George should get out more. So of course George fired backed that he and Elton have never been good friends and has no room to make observations on his life. That he heard it on the "gay grapevine". (Um, there's a grapevine now??? How come I wasn't invited??) I just have to say that Elton better watch out, because someone in the gay Mafia is gonna cap ass soon, if he keeps opening up his yapper.

- Pamela Anderson is developing a sitcom about her life for tv. Its about the enormous amounts of silicone it takes to boost your career. Oh, I'm sorry...That's wrong, its about her trying to find Mr. Right after several Mr. Wrongs.

- George Clooney was in Italy when his "friend" Giovanni got hit by car on his motorcycle and his leg crushed. Clooney relied on his old ER days and helped save his leg by making a splint. They later when home and had lots of sex. Oh, there I go again...no idea where that came from.

- The latest in the line of celebrities to start up clothing lines are Lenny Kravitz and, oh get this, Kelly Osburne. She is evil I tell you...pure evil!

- Our daily Lindsay Lohan gossip gives us some startling revelations. In an interview Lohan admits to drinking *gasp*, smoking *shock*, and partying in clubs and bars *duh*. Yes, and she even smokes pot every now and then, but she has asthma so she can't do it that often. Yeah, thank god for the asthma huh? She says she goes in back doors, has friends over 21 and knows people in the business to get her underage drink on. Was that yesterday about her getting all the attention and the other don't? Oh right.

- The other crazy Britney, Britney Murphy bought Spear's and Timberlake's old mansion for 4 mill. and get this, kept everything in it exactly the same. When Spears and Timberlake broke up they left the house exactly as is, they didn't remove any of the furnishings and Britney Murphy liked the "shabby chic" look of it. So I'm wondering if she is sleeping on the same bed that Spear's lost her viginity on?

- Uh oh...Collin Farrell has got the hots for Lohan, as he was seen a couple times hanging out with the barely legal Lohan at some clubs about town. Ya know though...they kinda go together don't they?

- Mishca Barton got shit faced at some party the other night. Her beau Brandon was getting her the drinks and not looking to happy about it. She left screaming and crying, probably because because Brandon was fresh out of that little nose candy she likes so much.

Thats it for today folks.

2004-12-13T11:03:00.000-05:00

Monday mornings SUCK!!!! I wrote out my entire post and then the power went out!!! Oh, well. There is not much dirt today, since I made a post yesterday, but here is what I found.

- Ellen Degeneres is going through a mid life crisis some say. She has dumped her partner of 4yrs in favor of younger hotter Portia De Rossi of Arrested Development. Who also dumped her girlfriend. Of course there is all kinds of lesbian drama (isn't there always) and the dumped partners are devastated, and some say that they have been having a secret affair much longer than this. Silly lesbians.

- Ashlee Simpson turned down an offer to come back to SNL saying she already probably gave them their highest ratings this year. Instead she proved herself on AOL's Live Music Concert. Yep, Ashlee sang live, somebody give her a cookie.

- Jamie Foxx was filming his film Stealth and decided to lead a group of cast mates including Jessica Biel skinny dipping. Afterward, he "proudly paraded" around.

- Camereon Diaz has now gotten the nickname "Camera" Diaz for carrying around a video camera with her everywhere now. She wants to be able to show dangerous and threating the paparazi are. Doesn't she know thats just adding fuel to fire??? Now they just have pictures of her with a video camera looking like a tool.

- Rumor has it that Scarlett Johannson had dumped Jared Leto and is now with Derek Jeter.

- Lindsay Lohan is getting Paris Hilton's sloppy seconds. (Then again it's hard to find someone who isn't) Paris called up Lohan and her that she had a fling with Lohan's new beau Clarence Fuller. Needless to say Lohan is NOT happy, and they are having a little tiff over it. Apparently now Fuller is ignoring Lohan's text messages. Guess this is another one Lohan has scared off.

- The truth finally came out. Kim Catrell admitted on a brittish talk show that the reason that Sex and the City ened was that Kim wanted a pay increase and HBO didn't want to give it to her. She wanted 1 million per episode, and she suggested that Sarah Jessica-Parker made 3 million an episode, because of her exuctive producer status. Greedy, Greedy, Greedy. Oh who the hell am I kidding, I would have asked for more money to!!

- Check out this blind item from Pagesix.com "WHICH young Hollywood couple has an open relationship? The guy — who has money but no career — likes to be seen with the actress for the publicity. And she stays with him because he supplies her with high-grade cocaine. They both cheat on each other but make nice for the cameras . . . WHICH daughter of a New York tycoon recently had some plastic surgery? Although she was always beautiful, and is very young, she decided she wanted a more prominent chin — and daddy gave her one. "

I think the answer to the first one is Mischa Barton and Brandon Davis. I have no idea about the second one. Any guesses?

Thats it for now kids. Got any juicy tidbits, remember to mail them to tythegayguy82@yahoo.com

2004-12-12T18:58:00.000-05:00

OK, I have about an hour before Desperate Housewives comes on, so here is some dirt.

- Elton John had to cancel a gig due a throat infection, which really doesn't suprise me me since he loves to open his big mouth so much. This is kinda what Karma is all about right? Somewhere Ashlee Simpson is just thinking, hell....just use a voice track.

- Speaking of Ashlee, she said she won't go back to SNL. They offered her a chance to come back and set things right so to speak. I can't really imagine why she wouldn't go back though, can you? Think SNL will do a parody of it?

- Nelly is finally admitting that he and Ashanti are an item. Ok everyone, lets give our eyes a big roll, and a big fat "Duh".

- One of my favorite sites Pagesix.com called Paris Hilton's Vagina a "revolving man-door", meanwhile Tara Reid sent them a fruit basket for them calling her "demurely dressed and completely cognant". Ya know, I think they just kinda summed it up best and there is not much more to it than that.

- Also, in case you haven't heard Britney's feet stunk so bad, that a flight attendant had to ask her to put her shoes back on on a recent LA to NY flight. Or at least thats how the story goes. However, since when did Britney travel on regular flights, doesn't she have access to private planes? I smell a dirty rumor. Hmmm, we will see, but it is funny to think about, no?

- Rumors are floating that Nicole Kidman may be getting hitched to billionaire boyfriend Steve Bing.

- Cameron Diaz is so fed up with the paparazi that she is carrying around a camera with her to video tape those that want her picture. Lordy, doesn't this chick know that this is only going to feed their fire?? Wonder if she will use that camera for her and Justin's "private moments". Now THAT we would be interested in!!

- I'm leaving you on this note, I just read this weeks Entertainment Weekly and it has an article in there about Lindsey Lohan. In it she goes on about how "real and raw" she is. And then complains about how even though Hillary and Ashlee go to the same clubs as her, they don't make the front page news. Perhaps Lindsey should wake up and realize that when she puts herself on the front page, totally nude, that it will make her just slightly more news worthy than Hillary Duff.

A new home!

2004-12-10T20:54:00.000-05:00

Hey everyone, thanks for making your way over to my new "blog, journal, diary, gossip page" or whatever! I decided that this would be an easier way to update the dirt and give D*ana some more free time with baby Kyla. So I hope you enjoy!!

~Ty